Hold your head up to the gun of a million cathode ray tubes aired at your tiny skull.
I came across Mother Goose, so I turned her loose, she was screaming.
Actor of the low IQ, let's hear your view.
She's a warm fart at Christmas.
Take your place in a wiser world of bigger motor cars.
Who the hell can he be? He's never had V.D.
In the beginning Man created God: and in the image of Man created he him.
Roll us down the mountain and I'm sure the fatman would win.
Join the crazed institution of the stars.
Her legs went on forever, like staring at infinity through a wisp of cotton panty along a skin of satin sea.
I'm a tiger when I want love, but I'm a snake if we disagree.
Everyone's saved, we're in the grave. See you there for afternoon tea.
In your pomp and all your glory, you're a poorer man than me.
The legends lie cradled in the seagulls call, and the promise they made are ground beneath the sadist's fall.
She's a nice girl, but her bad girl's better.
Too many temples where we could worship the beast.
Give us Direction; the best of goodwill; Put us in touch with fair winds. Sing to us softly, hum the evening's song. Tell us what the blacksmith has done for you.
We'll have Superman for President, let Robin save the day.
The Christmas spirit is not what you drink.
God of ages, Lord of Time, mine is the right to be wrong.
I don't know about carry out, but you can carry me off to bed.
Ages passed I knew at last my life had never been.
The excrement bubbles, the century slime decays, and the brainwashing government lackeys would have us say it's under control.
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