Friend Tim shakes hands with Perfect Specimen of Mankind. Will never wash right hand again.
Do not chase boys. Chasing boys is bad. Chasing boys can lead to horrible things like mansions going up into flames, hand amputations, and blindness. So have some self respect and don't let things get too far before the wedding day.
I don't do alcohol. Or other people's boyfriends. And don't you forget it.
Why can't you just get married in Las Vegas like normal Americans?
You can't turn love on and off like a faucet.
Diet Coke does not contain nasty chemicals. It contains lovely and delicious carbonation, caffeine, and aspartame. What's unnatural about that?
Nikki "Brandon's never hurt anyone. He's competely sweet and adorable." I choked a little on the sip of sparkling water I'k just swallowed. If Brandon was sweet and adorable, I was Satan's bride.
Remember... life is short. Each moment you have is precious. Treasure every second. Don't spend them doing anything you don't love.
It was considerably larger than a knife hilt.
Hasn’t anyone ever told you,” Jesse asked, in a semi-amused voice, “ that a gentleman never lays a hand on a lady?” Which I thought was kind of funny, considering where Jesse had had his hand the last time I’d seen him. But I thought it better to let that slide.
But then I remembered something Grandmere had once assured me of: No one has ever died of embarrassment-never, not once in the whole history of time.
My mother's psychologist says I have an overactive anger switch, but people just keep pissing me off.
if you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day, if you teach a man to fish he'll eat all the fish you may have caught for yourself
Me: “Ngh” Cal: “Well put.” ...... Every Boy's Got One
I’ve never enjoyed myself more than I have the past forty-eight hours, during which I’ve been trapped in a car with one of the worst drivers I’ve ever seen, run up the Spanish Steps and then down again so I could be on time to wait in line to perjuer myself at the American consulate. And I’d like to continue doing those sorts of thing with you on a regular basis for the foreseeable future.
Sometimes between lunch and dinner, when there's a lull, Jill and Shaniqua and I will sit around and fantasize about what we'd do if a REAL celebrity walked into the place, like Chad Michael Murray (although we've gone off him a bit since his divorce) or Jared Padalecki, or even Prince William (you never know. He could have gotten his yacht lost, or whatever.)
But I let it slide, because, hello, hot guy.
Because my heat was too full of appreciation for what my friends-- my real friends-- had done for me.
She'd realize Steve was her soul mate and that she would never love anyone as much as she loved him.
I was in love with Scott Bennett. That I had been in love with him my whole life, practically.
But things were different now. I finally had my head -pun intended- on straight.
hope springs eternal, even in the heart of a fat girl.
Emerson:bite me Whitne:you wish
French: why does this language even exist? Everyone there speaks english anyway.
If it turned out Brandon Stark also likes to dress up as Strwberry Shortcake while playing croquet with his miniture pony collection, I totally wouldn't be surprised anymore.
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