Zach Braff Quotes - Page 13

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• I lot of people remember when that kid spray-painted my brand new Porsche for Punk'd. That was pretty funny. He got me pretty good. Of course, most people don't know I eventually got him back with my own show. I call it a show, really it's just an hour-long video shot in my bedroom featuring the two of us.

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  Kids, Two, Long

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• Yeah i saw An Inconvenient Truth, and i dont want to say it was preachy but let's not kid ourselves, i've got far more important work to do

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  Kids, Important, Want

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• If we've learned anything, it's that the combination of yellow smiley faces and blue polyester vests are irresistible to the inbred.

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  Blue, Yellow, Inbreds

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• Yeah i thought about making the character of JD gay... But then i thought, but what about all the poor girls dreams you'll be crushing

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  Crush, Girl, Dream

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• I use the N word almost daily. It reminds me that I'm successful

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  Successful, Use

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• I don't think it's that bad, I mean, I love people following me around and helping me do stuff.

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  Mean, Thinking, People

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• The Jews are just clumsy bakers.

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  Bakers, Jew, Clumsy

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• I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot of people's lives.

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  Mean, Medicine, People

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• I like the punch beggers and panhandlers when they ask me for change. I feel like I am doing my part to clean up the streets.

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  Clean, Ask Me, Streets

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• The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the same as hitting your employee or wife, and the issue become pretty clear when you think about it that way.

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  Kids, Thinking, Issues

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• I believe the general consensus is the bigger it is, the more women flock to you. I guess its a good thing mine is HUGE!

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  Believe, Good Things, Flocks

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• I've turned down a lot of proposed scripts for Scrubs episodes, mainly ones with AIDs patients. It sickens me, really. If you don't want AIDs, don't be a ice cream man. Or African. I'm neither and I'm fine.

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  Men, Ice Cream, Want

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• Ya know, Hitler was this evil, evil man. But with the World Bank and Israel manipulating America, he might have been on to something.

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  Men, Israel, America

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• I was excited about The Dark Knight until Heath Ledger gave away the ending, Batman always wins.

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  Dark, Winning, Knights

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• Probably the most memorable even of my life is when I was born. It really made me who I am. If I die, I hope to go out the same way I came in, but I don't think my mother would be into that.

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  Mother, Memorable, Thinking

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• Am I really gonna deny someone the opportunity of a lifetime just because they met me 5 easters early?

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  Easter, Opportunity, Lifetime

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• People still make New Year's resolutions? Wow. I figured those were pointless once I perfected myself by directing, writing, and acting in Garden State. I guess it makes sense, though. It gives people a chance to hope that they can become as great as me someday.

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  New Year, Writing, Garden

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• They don't know I'm staring, what does it matter if I keep on doing it?

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  Doe, Matter, Staring

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• Over half a century on and they're still complaining about it. Compare it to the fact that Garden State didn't win an Oscar and they seem a little petty if you ask me. I guess that just goes to show what kind of people they really are.

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  Winning, Garden, People

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• One time I considered making a video game about my life where people control a character called 'Zach Braff' and run around being awesome. Then I realized that getting to pretend to be me would be like shooting up heroin for anyone who played it, and I don't want that on my conscience.

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  Running, Character, Games

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• I mean, I know thousands of people died and everything, but if it happened today, there's just no excuse. They'd be much safer inside a movie theater watching one of my movies instead of burning alive in a collapsing skyscraper.

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  Mean, People, Burning

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• I donno, it's not impressive. Once I put ear plugs in and put a blind fold on for like 14 minutes and I did just fine.

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  Ears, Blind, Plugs

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• I don't like the term 'black people', I find it demeaning to those of us that actually qualify as 'people'.

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  People, Black, Term

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• My job as an actor has inspired generations of children to become doctors. My job as a writer has opened up the minds of millions. My job as a director has produced masterpieces that will be taught in film school for ages.

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  Jobs, Children, School

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• I mean, what's eleven million people now days?

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  Mean, People, Eleven

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