I actually saw the loch ness monster when I was 9. She was big as a house. Want to know who the loch ness monster is? It's your obese mother. Burn mother****er
I know I'm 38 but I insist that santa claus exists and he raped my mother when I was 9.
My mother tried to abort me herself with a coathanger, hence my wobbly eye.
When I was born, my mother didn't know what to name me. Eventually she named me after Thom Yorke.
If there are political programs on TV, yet it takes an artist to actually energize political debate, that tells you something really quite frightening about the level of the political debate happening on mainstream channels - right-wing-biased mothers.
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