I see fat kids on the street all the time and I give them free radiohead t-shirts with bullseyes on them. Later when I see them wearing the t-shirts I shoot at them with bb guns while riding a very large dog and singing kicking squealing gucci little piggy over and over
It's hard being Thom Yorke. You have to get up every morning and look at that face and not shoot at it with a gun.
If we replaced all of our guns with chicken sandwiches it would end all war immediately.
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