I cannot for the life of me see why the umpires, the only two people on a cricket field who are not going to get grass stains on their knees, are the only two people allowed to wear dark trousers.
Things a mother should know: how to comfort a son without exactly saying Daddy was wrong.
The Life and Soul, the man who will never go home while there is one man, woman or glass of anything not yet drunk.
Americans, indeed, often seem to be so overwhelmed by their children that they'll do anything for them except stay married to the co-producer.
It would be nice to think that a censor could allow a genuine work of artistic seriousness and ban a titillating piece of sadism, but it would take a miracle to make such a distinction stick.
No nice men are good at getting taxis.
Hats divide generally into three classes: offensive hats, defensive hats, and shrapnel.
[On Malcolm Muggeridge:] He thinks he was knocked off his horse by God, like St. Paul on the road to Damascus. His critics think he simply fell off it from old age.
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