When I left home, my mum said "Don't forget to write", I thought, "That's unlikely"... It's a basic skill isn't it.
I sit in places like Costa Coffee in Banstead and write rubbish. I need a deadline. I think about the 44 tour dates and keep imagining standing in front of all these people. Then every day I write 15 jokes minimum.
As you get older you're told to be sensible, but it's important for writing if you're a comic that you're able to still access that childlike thing.
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