So I was getting into my car and this bloke says to me, 'Can you give me a lift?' I said, 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it!'
The other day someone left a piece of plasticine in my dressing room. I didn't know what to make of it.
Comedy covers such a wide range of different styles that I'm not really qualified to talk on all of them any more than anyone else is.
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