Aisha Tyler Quotes - Page 3

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• I love to be busy and be challenged. I'm my happiest when I'm under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.

  Aisha Tyler

  Done, Pressure, Overwhelmed

  Source: www.glamour.com

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• On general principle, I boycott shows that don't employ actors.

  Aisha Tyler

  Principles, Actors, Shows

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• I'm sure I had low-level scurvy all of my childhood.

  Aisha Tyler

  Childhood, Levels, Lows

  Interview with Jesse Thorn, www.avclub.com. January 19, 2012.

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• I can tell you this: Stand-up is not glamorous.

  Aisha Tyler

  Glamorous, I Can

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I like grown up comedy.

  Aisha Tyler

  Comedy

  "Aisha Tyler on ‘Archer’". Interview with Fred Topel, www.craveonline.com. March 22, 2012.

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• I'm such a geek, and have always been a real nerd.

  Aisha Tyler

  Real, Nerd, Geek

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• I really do know football.

  Aisha Tyler

  Football, Knows

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• So much of a stand-up's life is doing live radio and having to be funny and quick on the spot with these strangers, and sort of surgical in terms of how funny I can be in three minutes.

  Aisha Tyler

  Three, Radio, Life Is

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• I'm my own boss and my boss is a total ass.

  Aisha Tyler

  Boss, Ass, My Own

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• But I love stand-up, and it's where I came from creatively, so it's something I never want to walk away from.

  Aisha Tyler

  Want, Walks

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• I love Toronto. I love it. I love Toronto. I love Canada. I can't wait to get back. Can't wait to have some Timbits.

  Aisha Tyler

  Waiting, Toronto, Canada

  "Archer’s Smart, Sexy Aisha Tyler Talks The Talk About Archer, The Talk, Xiii And Her Standup Career!". Interview with Sheldon Wiebe, eclipsemagazine.com. March 15, 2012.

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• Am I going to complain about being typecast as smart? I don't think so.

  Aisha Tyler

  Smart, Thinking, Complaining

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• I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse.

  Aisha Tyler

  Summer, Green, Grades

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• When one is undone—sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of one’s own vomit, or shivering in the back of a taxi in a pair of urine-soaked skinny jeans with no money for cab fare and a dead cell phone battery—much like a wobbly toddler or an unhinged politician, one immediately looks for someone else to blame. God. Your parents. Ex-girlfriends. Undocumented immigrants. Marvin in Human Resources. China.

  Aisha Tyler

  Girlfriend, Phones, Cells

  Aisha Tyler (2013). “Self-Inflicted Wounds: Heartwarming Tales of Epic Humiliation”, p.11, Harper Collins

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• I'm just myself, so I don't know that I think of myself as a nerd icon.

  Aisha Tyler

  Thinking, Icons, Nerd

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• After going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on what we’re seeing here, I just don’t think this is going to happen for you.'

  Aisha Tyler

  Thinking, Doctors, Looks

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• Comedy is ugly. It's honest, it's raw.

  Aisha Tyler

  Ugly, Comedy, Honest

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• I am absolutely a Giants fan and I'm a Dynasty baby so I was a 49ers fan for a long time.

  Aisha Tyler

  Baby, Long, Fans

  "Archer’s Smart, Sexy Aisha Tyler Talks The Talk About Archer, The Talk, XIII and Her Standup Career!". Interview with Sheldon Wiebe, eclipsemagazine.com. March 15, 2012.

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• You know, it's about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying - all these young books for women are like I'm 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can't get a date. Come on.

  Aisha Tyler

  Women, Book, Shoes

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• Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.

  Aisha Tyler

  Men, Hands, Nails

  "Archer’s Smart, Sexy Aisha Tyler Talks The Talk About Archer, The Talk, XIII and Her Standup Career!". Interview, eclipsemagazine.com. March 15, 2012.

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• My parents were vegetarians. I'd show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.

  Aisha Tyler

  School, Kids, Clothes

  "Aisha Tyler mixes up relationships on 'Friends'". Interview with Lynn Elber, lubbockonline.com. April 23, 2003.

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• Marriage isn't a carnival ride.

  Aisha Tyler

  Marriage, Carnival Rides, Carnivals

  Aisha Tyler (2004). “Swerve: Reckless Observations of a Postmodern Girl”, Dutton Adult

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