Adam Sandler Funny Quotes

Quotes about: Funny

• I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck.

  Adam Sandler

  Funny, Blue, Ducks

  "Fictional character: Billy Madison". "Billy Madison", 1995.

• He has a 5 year plan... What is it, don't die?

  Adam Sandler

  Funny, Years, Big Daddy

• I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that.

  Adam Sandler

  Funny, Hockey, Guy

• I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.

  Adam Sandler

  Funny, Jail, Want

• Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.

  Adam Sandler

  Funny, Friendship, Childhood

  Interview with Sara Wayland, collider.com. June 21, 2010.

• Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

  Adam Sandler

  Funny, Wire, Comedy

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