Wrap the turkey up In aluminum foil My brother likes to masturbate With baby oil.
This character feels so much like my brother. He has two children. He has a wife. He works with me. He chooses to stay in New Hampshire because he wants his kids to grow up in the school they started with. He doesn't want them to lose friends. He is his family's hero.
I'd like to have a kid, and I'd like to be driving around. I know a kid is going to be a big part of my life. I can trust my kid. I know my kid would be in the backseat of my car, and when I say You wanna get some ice-cream? he's going to be happy. My brother has kids. I see that trick work, the ice cream trick.
My sisters are stronger and my brother's bigger than me.
SNL is a home. You've got all of your brothers and sisters there, and it's a great time.
The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said - you can do that.
I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister.
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