Dolly Parton Funny Quotes

Quotes about: Funny

• My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order.

  Dolly Parton

  Love, Funny, Food

  Twitter post from Jun 21, 2010

• If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

  Dolly Parton

  Inspirational, Funny, Inspiring

  Twitter post from Sep 09, 2009

• I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

  Dolly Parton

  Funny, Inspiring, Girly

• I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren't in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets.

  Dolly Parton

  Funny, Fitness, Book

• I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it.

  Dolly Parton

  Funny, Enough, Cranky

  Twitter post from Jul 11, 2013

• I tried the Scarsdale diet and the Stillman water diet (you remember that one, where you run weight off trying to get to the bathroom).

  Dolly Parton

  Funny, Running, Humor

• I love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz don't mean you ain't a peach.

  Dolly Parton

  Funny, Humorous, Mean

  Twitter post from Jul 21, 2011

• The hardest exercise for most of us fat people is that one where we push our chairback from the dinner table.

  Dolly Parton

  Funny, Exercise, People

• Love is something sent from Heaven to worry the Hell out of you.

  Dolly Parton

  Love, Funny, Worry

  Twitter post from Jul 26, 2010

• I'm in the public eye, so I don't care who knows what I get done. If I see something sagging, dragging, or bagging, I get it sucked, tucked, or plucked.

  Dolly Parton

  Funny, Beauty, Humor

• A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.

  Dolly Parton

  Inspirational, Funny, Turkeys

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