The only way I'd be caught without makeup is if my radio fell in the bathtub while I was taking a bath and electrocuted me and I was in between makeup at home. I hope my husband would slap a little lipstick on me before he took me to the morgue.
You can bet there's something fishy going on. I guess some large mouth bass left that lipstick on our shirt.
Well, my smile's pretty hard to miss, considering I'm a gal who likes her lipstick-the redder the better.
Until I was a teenager, I used red pokeberries for lipstick and a burnt matchstick for eyeliner. I used honeysuckle for perfume.
I have just one tube of lipstick, but it's as big as a can of hairspray.
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