Just for the record, the weather today is calm and sunny, but the air is full of bullshit.
Today is the sort of day where the sun only comes up to humiliate you.
The weather today is an increasing trend towards denial.
The weather today is partly angry, leading to resignation and ultimatums.
Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed. Still, I'm doing the little FAX thing. I write little HAIKU things and FAX them around to everyone. When I pass people in the hall at work, I get totally ZEN right in everyone's hostile little FACE.
Ask yourself: What did I eat for breakfast today? What did I eat for dinner last night? You see how fast reality fades away?
Even if you tell yourself "Today I'm going to drink coffee the wrong way ... from a dirty boot." Even that would be right, because you chose to drink coffee from that boot. Because you can do nothing wrong. You are always right. Even when you say, "I'm such an idiot, I'm so wrong..." you're right. You're right about being wrong. You're right even when you're an idiot. No matter how stupid your idea, you're doomed to be right because it's yours.
Today is just one of those days the sun comes out to really humiliate you.
Just for the record, the weather today is increasing turmoil with a possible physical and emotional breakdown.
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