I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
I understand the big food companies are developing a tearless onion. I think they can do it - after all, they've already given us tasteless bread.
Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.
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