Robert Orben Quotes About Wife

Quotes about: Wife

• My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age.

  Robert Orben

  Lying, Humorous, Wife

• It's an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn't had a birthday in seven years.

  Robert Orben

  Years, Wife, Awful

• I had a terrible fight with my wife on New Year's Eve. She called me a procrastinator. So I finished addressing the Christmas cards and left.

  Robert Orben

  New Year, Fighting, Years

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