I'm always ready for a change. I'm Irish. I'm a leprechaun.
I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
I started out as a young Ninja and killed all of the Shoguns. I am a Shogun now and I'm holding my spot. There probably won't be another Shogun after this.
As a military child I first learned how to deal with different types of people and how to deal with order.
The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.
(The Hack-A-Shaq is) just a way of telling me that you can't stop me. Thank you. I appreciate it.
They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.
I had orders from the great Bill Russell. Me and him were talking in Seattle the other day, and he was telling me how rivalries should be. I asked him if he ever disliked anybody he played against, and he told me, 'No, never,' and he told me that I should shake Kobe Bryant's hand and let bygones be bygones and bury the hatchet.
The biggest thing that will define my legacy is how I've done it, and what I've done, and who I am. I'm a weird big guy. Doing rapping, doing movies. Do a lot of stuff. But always do things the right way. Went to the police academy to become a police officer. Get his master's in criminal justice, stayed out of trouble. Played for three different teams. Changed three different franchises around. This is a guy who they would have secret meetings about to change the rules. So, that's going to be my legacy: the most dominant player ever.
Opinions are like belly buttons; everybody has one. I never knock a man for his opinion.
The Big Cactus. I will stick you.
You know, I'm very photogenic.
I don't know. I don't have a fax machine, so I didn't get that message.
I don't believe in pressure. Pressure is when you don't know where your next meal is coming from.
I'd like to thank everyone who voted for me. And the one guy who didn't vote for me, thank you, too.
Tell Yao Ming, 'Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.'
I dribble rhymes like basketball... People call me 'E.T.' What's that, Shaq man? 'Extra Tall.'
We would love to have Gary down here. He's still tenacious on defense, and I know he still wants [a title]. And I'm the only guy in the world who can get him one.
If they want to play football, we can play football.
I knew I was going to make one. I wanted to make two, but the first one rattled in and rattled right out.
There was a kid that had five brothers and sisters, and the family was missing for like five days. I was watching TV, they [found each other] and now they're in San Antonio. So I bought them a little apartment in San Antonio. But I'm doing stuff like that all over.
We're going to miss Damon. He was a great shooter. . . . He got what he wanted, but he gave up a lot. No more night life, no more warm weather and no more a lot of media attention. . . . I guess this was his first shot at getting something big. I guess he had to take it.
Can't nobody [mess] with me. I'm like toilet paper, Pampers and toothpaste. I'm definitely proven to be effective.
I don't get nervous in any situation. There's no such thing as nerves when you're playing games.
The Miami Heat has the best fans.
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