If a man does not go about his work with enthusiasm, it means that he has not yet found a work that he likes. Every mortal is a busy bee when he comes to the task that Destiny has set aside for him.
A rolling stone gathers no moss and therefore will not be derided as a moss-back. Roll as much as possible.
If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.
Scatter seeds of kindness.
A good musical comedy consists largely of disorderly conduct occassionally interrupted by talk.
Mark Twain said (particularly about Pink Marsh): "I have been reading him again, and my admiration overflows all limits. ... How effortless the limning! It is as if the work did itself, without help of the master's hand."
Those who are entitled to it get it sooner or later.
"Whom are you?" said he, for he had been to night school.
Be it ever so humble, there's no place like Home when it comes to Wearing what you like.
It isn't how long you stick around but what you put over while you are here.
In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment.
I got the breaks. Starting from nowhere in the corn belt, I helped edit a country weekly, then was jack-of-all-departments on an obscure daily, so that when I arrived in a big city everything I tackled in the line of column conducting and syndicate peddling and playwriting had to bring promotion, because I had no social standing which could be endangered, no reputation to toss away and no pride which might suffer a setback. Everything I acquired had to be velvet. You cannot lose your silver spoon if you are brought up on pewter.
Do unto yourself as your Neighbours do unto Themselves and look Pleasant.
A bird in the hand may be worth two in the bush, but remember also that a bird in the hand is a positive embarrassment to one not in the poultry business.
Those having the most time to devote to a line of endeavor usually become the most proficient.
The first sign of extravagance is to buy trousers that one does not need.
A good jolly is worth what you pay for it.
The higher they fly the harder they fall.
Opportunity knocks once at every man's door and then keeps on knocking.
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet, but would not cost half as much during the winter months.
Moral: It all depends.
It is not time for mirth and laughter, the cold, gray dawn of the morning after.
One man's Poison Ivy is another Fellow's Spinach.
Even the elders can give a number of helpful hints.
Moral: Don't try to Account for Anything.
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