Dylan Moran Quotes About Children

Quotes about: Children

• You’re not an adult at all - you're just a tall child holding a beer, having conversations you don't understand...

  Dylan Moran

  Children, Beer, Adults

  "Dylan Moran: Like, Totally". Documentary, Comedy, 2006.

• When you say 'Bedtime, bedtime, bedtime!' that's not what the child hears. What the child hears is 'Lie down in the dark... for hours... and don't move... I'm locking the door now.'

  Dylan Moran

  Funny, Children, Lying

  "Dylan Moran: Like, Totally". Video, December 2006.

• Children are very overprotected now, in lots of ways. We're very nervous about them. You know, people go, "Don't go outside! Or inside! Get into the cupboard with some spinach!" When I was a child they'd kick you out and you weren't expected to come back until there were bats!

  Dylan Moran

  Funny, Children, Humor

  "Dylan Moran: What It Is". Video, 2009.

• When I was a child, I wanted to watch things that made me laugh. It's attacking boredom, as simple as that. I was 19 when I first went to a comedy club - I wanted to do it, so I gave it a try and that was it. I found my office.

  Dylan Moran

  Children, Simple, Laughing

  "Comedian Dylan Moran: 'What am I looking forward to? Incontinence and memory loss'". Interview with Nosheen Iqbal, www.theguardian.com. December 22, 2009.

• Children are the most honest critics. They will say "You're funny", but also "You're pathetic - go away."

  Dylan Moran

  Children, Going Away, Honest

  "'Half-cut? I'd be entirely cut, sliced and diced every which way'". Interview with Hannah Pool, www.theguardian.com. December 6, 2006.

• Some people have told me that I'm grumpy; it's not something that I'm aware of. It's not like I walk around poking children in the eye... not very small ones, anyway.

  Dylan Moran

  Children, Eye, People

• Vodka! That's a child's drink, why am I drinking this stupid drink, oh and why am I on a traffic island?

  Dylan Moran

  Funny, Children, Stupid

• When did you ever hear of a child not in need? 'Oh that's enough jam tart for me, I'll just go now and clean the toilets.'

  Dylan Moran

  Children, Toilets, Needs

• You know it's a sad day when your child looks at you and asks 'Daddy, are these organic?'

  Dylan Moran

  Funny, Children, Humor

• What are children anyway? Midget drunks. They greet you in the morning by kneeing you in the face and talking gibberish. They can't even walk straight.

  Dylan Moran

  Funny, Morning, Children

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