Dylan Moran Quotes About Comedy

Quotes about: Comedy

• Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits.

  Dylan Moran

  Love, Funny, Money

  "This much I know" by Dylan Moran, www.theguardian.com. March 6, 2004.

• It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you speak to is planning to write a book.

  Dylan Moran

  Funny, Book, Writing

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it.

  Dylan Moran

  Funny, Humor, Drug

• Because their bones are growing, they can only sleep in certain positions, obviously. The crucifix and the swastika tend to be the most popular. Sometimes a combination of the two.

  Dylan Moran

  Funny, Humor, Sleep

  "Dylan Moran: Like, Totally". Documentary, Comedy, 2006.

• I don't see teenagers anymore. I see... I see youths. Slumped S shapes in their hoodies, all huddled round a bin of burning grannies. All texting eachother because they've given up on speech.

  Dylan Moran

  Funny, Teenager, Humor

• You look like a horse in a man costume

  Dylan Moran

  Funny, Horse, Humor

• You exaggerate your own reactions.

  Dylan Moran

  Funny, Humor, Comedy

• Showing off seemed to me to be a highly valuable and necessary activity when I was 20.

  Dylan Moran

  Funny, Humor, Comedy

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

• Don't you DARE use party as a verb in my shop

  Dylan Moran

  Funny, Party, Humor

• Don't do it! Stay away from your potential. You'll mess it up, it's potential, leave it. Anyway, it's like your bank balance - you always have a lot less than you think.

  Dylan Moran

  Funny, Humor, Thinking

• I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate.

  Dylan Moran

  Funny, Humor, Thinking

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• Its not easy being a man you know. I had to get dressed today… and there are other pressures.

  Dylan Moran

  Funny, Humor, Men

• What are children anyway? Midget drunks. They greet you in the morning by kneeing you in the face and talking gibberish. They can't even walk straight.

  Dylan Moran

  Funny, Morning, Children

• I actually very rarely see comedy myself, and although I admire the work of some comics, it does come from all over, so I’ll get a charge out of some fiction writers and poets.

  Dylan Moran

  Doe, Fiction, Comedy

  "Dylan Moran Makes Sentences of Things". Interview with J.L. Sirisuk, www.interviewmagazine.com. June 13, 2013.

• It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect.

  Dylan Moran

  Funny, Humor, Squirrels

• I suppose the best comedy shows do have the rock n' roll feeling - if it's a great night, and the roof is raised yeah, it's a similar feeling, sure.

  Dylan Moran

  Night, Rocks, Feelings

• When I was a child, I wanted to watch things that made me laugh. It's attacking boredom, as simple as that. I was 19 when I first went to a comedy club - I wanted to do it, so I gave it a try and that was it. I found my office.

  Dylan Moran

  Children, Simple, Laughing

  "Comedian Dylan Moran: 'What am I looking forward to? Incontinence and memory loss'". Interview with Nosheen Iqbal, www.theguardian.com. December 22, 2009.

• You have to assume that you're talking to the most intelligent, tuned-in audience you could ever get. That's the way you're going to get the best out of people. Whether they know you or not shouldn't matter for comedy. They should get to know you pretty quickly. and they should be having a good time pretty quickly.

  Dylan Moran

  Intelligent, Talking, People

• I've seen stand up comedy, and after a while you start to notice that a lot of people are doing things that are like a lot of other people. There can be a bit of a herd mentality, and that's obviously less interesting because there's less going on. I'm just being totally frank with you.

  Dylan Moran

  People, Interesting, Just Being

• People do need a social license to go, "Ha ha ha," and have a good time. It's a strange thing. There's a lot of social ritual around comedy and laughter. It's a bonding experience for groups, but nobody can tell you much about how funny somebody is. Sometimes people just need to be in a group and be laughing together, just like they need to be in a group in watching some really terrifying film.

  Dylan Moran

  Laughter, People, Laughing

  Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

• I find it incredibly boring when people are mean about some individuals, especially if the individual has no power. I can understand how someone deems it necessary if somebody is in power to tear them down - I think that's really crucial. I make a lot of mean jokes about myself; as a theme, suffering seems to me a very interesting thing for comedy, but not the suffering of a particular individual.

  Dylan Moran

  Mean, Thinking, People

  Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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