I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.
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