Advertising: the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
Make it simple. Make it memorable. Make it inviting to look at. Make it fun to read.
Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.
We want consumers to say, 'That's a hell of a product' instead of, 'That's a hell of an ad.'
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
I honestly believe that advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
I am one who believes that one of the greatest dangers of advertising is not that of misleading people, but that of boring them to death.
Jazz is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
Writing is the most fun you can have by yourself.
Nobody counts the number of ads you run; they just remember the impression you make.
Stopping advertising to save money is like stopping your watch to save time.
Sex is the most fun you can have without smiling.
There is a great deal of advertising that is much better than the product. When that happens, all that the good advertising will do is put you out of business faster.
An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it.
In advertising, not to be different is virtually suicidal.
Advertising - a judicious mixture of flattery and threats.
Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket.
Curiosity about life in all of its aspects, I think, is still the secret of great creative people.
The modern Little Red Riding Hood, reared on singing commercials, has no objection to being eaten by the wolf.
or simply:
