Xbox Quotes - Page 2

• What can you say about a man who leaps from a helicopter over Manhattan without a parachute in the hope that by increasing his heart rate he'll transform into an iridescent lime-green behemoth so he can take on an even bigger behemoth? That he knows he's living in a computer-generated universe in which gravity is a feeble suggestion and nothing is remotely at stake, and that when he hits the ground he'll be replaced by a special effect. The Incredible Hulk is weightless-as disposable as an Xbox game.

  David Edelstein

  Heart, Men, Games

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• This past Christmas, I told my girlfriend for months in advance that all I wanted was an Xbox. That's it. Beginning and end of list, Xbox. You know what she got me? A homemade frame with a picture of us from our first date together. Which was fine. Because I got her an Xbox.

  Anthony Jeselnik

  Girlfriend, Funny Christmas, Past

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• I am a geek dad, believe me. I've got my iPad with me; I've got my iPhone 4; I've got my Xbox. I love technology and I want to feel like I'm living in the future, and these devices help me feel that way.

  Dee Bradley Baker

  Dad, Believe, Technology

  "Voice of Geek: an interview with Dee Bradley Baker". Interview with John Booth, www.wired.com. August 27, 2010.

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• I'm a huge gamer, everything from PC to Xbox to PS2.

  Ricky Williams

  Gamer, Huge

  Interview with Jon Robinson, www.ign.com. January 13, 2004.

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• I play Xbox. I have a little boy to look after. I have dogs. You know, I have things to do. I would love to be able to sit down and watch something like a movie. I watch my own movies because I have to.

  Tom Hardy

  Movie, Dog, Boys

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• In the old generation, if one kid bought a PlayStation 2 and the other kid bought an Xbox, at his house you played PlayStation, at your house you played Xbox. Now that it's online, all those early buyers who... you want to play with, they've got their reputation online of who they are and how good they are at these games.

  Bill Gates

  Kids, Games, Play

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• If you don't get offended by somebody scoring on you then I don't know what to tell you. That is like somebody breaking into your house and just taking your video game out of your hand and you just let it happen. I know if you do that to me, it ain't going to happen. I love my Xbox.

  J. R. Smith

  Hands, Games, House

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• This is a great opportunity for Don, and I wish him success. I am incredibly proud of the work and vision culminating in Xbox One. I'm particularly excited about how Xbox pushes forward our devices and services transformation by bringing together the best of Microsoft.

  Steve Ballmer

  Opportunity, Playing Games, Vision

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• From a client perspective, I really think the work Microsoft's doing with Surface, with HoloLens, with Xbox, that stuff's absolutely essential to the company's future. Because innovation in the future will either be from the cloud out to all devices, or from devices as supported by software in the cloud. I think it's important for Microsoft to participate both ways.

  Steve Ballmer

  Thinking, Clouds, Perspective

  "Steve Ballmer talks about the current state of Microsoft, his Twitter investment, and how sports tech can help the Clippers". Interview with Matt Rosoff, www.businessinsider.com. February 6, 2016.

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• Another piece of clarification around playing games at a friend's house - should you choose to play your game at your friend's house, there is no fee to play that game while you are signed in to your profile.

  Larry Hryb

  Playing Games, House, Pieces

  "Xbox One and Used Games". majornelson.com. May 21, 2013.

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• So, think about how you use a disc that you own of an Xbox 360 game. If I buy the disc from a store, I use that disc in my machine, I can give that disc to my son and he can play it on his 360 in his room. We both can't play at the same time, but the disc is the key to playing. I can go round to your house and give you that disc and you can play on that game as well.

  Larry Hryb

  Son, Thinking, Keys

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• I don't play games. I ran away from home because my Dad brought me an Xbox.

  Adrien Broner

  Motivation, Dad, Home

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• Given the huge number Xbox owners and how many of them love gaming spectatorship, its a natural fit to bring the Twitch experience to the 360.

  Emmett Shear

  Numbers, Fit, Natural

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• I'm married, and my wife has set out very limited Xbox limits. But if I had my druthers, I'd be playing all the time and never see any of my friends or do any work.

  Paul Scheer

  Wife, Limits, Married

  "Paul Scheer Makes Comic Book Debut With Aliens Vs. Parker". Interview with Joey Esposito, www.ign.com. March 11, 2013.

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• I used to game a lot, you know, back in the day. My gaming time done got so short that my skills ain't where they need to be to be online, you know what I'm saying? I just got that Xbox One. I gotta get my skills back, up the par to call myself a gamer.

  Ice Cube

  Games, Skills, Done

  "Interview: Ice Cube and Kevin Hart talk gaming, Cube's next album, "Ride Along," and "Friday"". Interview with Michael Rougeau, www.complex.com. January 7, 2014.

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• I'm a middle-aged dad, which means I have no social time or life to speak of, and so I connect with my buddies with my Xbox.

  Dee Bradley Baker

  Dad, Mean, Speak

  "Voice of Geek: an interview with Dee Bradley Baker". Interview with John Booth, www.wired.com. August 27, 2010.

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• Playing Xbox for 23 hours straight is cool and all, but I'm going to teach you how to spend time on things in your life that will get you the following two things: paid and laid.

  Chris Hardwick

  Two, Hours, Teach

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• I have approximately 70 messages on Xbox Live right now and half of them are, 'I'm going to kill you' and 'I'm going to find you and destroy you' and I haven't worked (at Microsoft) in two years. Even to this day people who don't know I left Microsoft still come after me.

  Stephen Toulouse

  Years, Two, People

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• The most used appliance in our house is my 10-year-old son Leon's Xbox.

  Paul Reiser

  Son, Years, House

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• I found out this summer how to hook up my Xbox 360 in the hotel and get past security. It took me a while to figure out, but I got it now.

  Gilbert Arenas

  Summer, Past, Hook

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• Your past's a private matter, sweetheart. You just keep it locked up in xbox where it can't hurt anyone.

  Catherynne M. Valente

  Hurt, Past, Matter

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• We think our PS3 game is better than their Xbox game.

  John Riccitiello

  Thinking, Games

  "EA CEO: Activision Knows It's 'Threatened' by Battlefield 3" by James Brightman, www.businessinsider.com. June 13, 2011.

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• And with iPods and iPads, and Xboxes and PlayStations - none of which I know how to work - information becomes a distraction, a diversion, a form of entertainment, rather than a tool of empowerment, rather than the means of emancipation.

  Barack Obama

  Mean, Ipads, Ipods

  "CNN Student News Transcript". Interview with Carl Azuz, www.cnn.com. May 11, 2010.

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• Somebody asked me what I thought next generation meant and what about the PlayStation 3 was next generation. The only next gen system I've seen is the Wii - the PS3 and the Xbox 360 feel like better versions of the last, but pretty much the same game with incremental improvement.

  Will Wright

  Games, Generations, Wii

  "Q&A: Will Wright, creator of the Sims". Interview with Bobbie Johnson, www.theguardian.com. Ocotber 26, 2007.

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• I refuse to buy a PS3 or Xbox for my home for fear that it might ruin my life. I think I would cease to accomplish anything productive, would quickly dispense with all human contact, and would very well end up with a nasty case of arthritis in my over-used digits from constant gameplay.

  Beau Willimon

  Home, Thinking, Might

  "Banging Everything in Sight: My Trip to the LA Gun Club" by Beau Willimon, www.huffingtonpost.com. March 24, 2010.

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