Wittiest Quotes - Page 3

• The simple equations that generate the convoluted Mandelbrot fractal have been called the wittiest remarks ever made.

  John Allen Paulos

  Simple, Mathematics, Made

  John Allen Paulos (2008). “Once Upon A Number: The Hidden Mathematical Logic Of Stories”, p.61, Hachette UK

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• I have a fantastic husband. Here's the honeymoon part: I still think he's the funniest, wittiest, most clever man I've ever known.

  Sarah Jessica Parker

  Clever, Husband, Men

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• Truth, when witty, is the wittiest of all things.

  Augustus Hare

  Witty, Truth, All Things

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• I remember when I posed as a customs officer so that I could meet Oscar Wilde. I said to him "Have you anything to declare?" He said "I have nothing to declare but my genius." I said "I'll put that down as nothing then shall I?" For I am the wittiest man on Earth.

  Simon Munnery

  Men, Genius, Earth

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