White Pants Quotes

White pants should be worn on two occasions: One, never. And two, if you're selling ice cream.

Greg Proops

Ice Cream, Two, White

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I did not like the way I looked in a pair of white pants.

Sara Blakely

White, Way, Pants

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I never did like the idea of sitting on newspapers. I did it once, and all the headlines came off on my white pants. On the level! It actually happened. Nobody bought a paper that day. They just followed me around over town and read the news on the seat of my pants.

Clark Gable

Ideas, White, News

"Fictional character: Peter Warne". "It Happened One Night", www.imdb.com. 1934.

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As a southern man, there's two things I'm definitely not scared of: bow ties and white pants.

Justin Townes Earle

Men, Two, White

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My worst fashion faux pas: probably orange shoes with white pants. I thought I looked spectacular.

Kevin O'Leary

Fashion, Shoes, White

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This is terrific! What fun! Maybe tomorrow I can go to the prom with my brother. The day after, perhaps I can wear white pants and unexpectedly get my period.

Jen Lancaster

Brother, Fun, Maybe Tomorrow

Jen Lancaster (2008). “Such a Pretty Fat: One Narcissist's Quest To Discover if Her Life Makes Her Ass Look Big, Or Why Pi e is Not The Answer”, p.191, Penguin

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A Mexican guy named Sam pushes Gary Frankel next to Isabel. "This guy can break your arm with one snap, asshole. Get out of my sight before I sic him on you," Sam says. Gary, who's wearing a coral shirt and white pants, growls to look tough. It doesn't work.

Simone Elkeles

Sight, White, Guy

Simone Elkeles (2011). “Perfect Chemistry”, p.354, Simon and Schuster

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Gary, who's wearing a coral shirt and white pants, growls to look tough. It doesn't work.

Simone Elkeles

White, Pants, Looks

Simone Elkeles (2011). “Perfect Chemistry”, p.354, Simon and Schuster

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