To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group". Salvation in a can!
I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night
Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have given me more pleasure.
There is no such thing as a bad whisky. Some whiskies just happen to be better than others.
My own experience has been that the tools I need for my trade are paper, tobacco, food, and a little whisky.
Life, alas, is very drear. Up with the glass! Down with the beer!
I would give all of my fame for a pot of ale and safety.
I wish to live to 150 years old, but the day I die, I wish it to be with a cigarette in one hand and a glass of whiskey in the other.
Fill with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chamber of my brain — Quaintest thoughts — queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
My God, so much I like to drink Scotch that sometimes I think my name is Igor Stra-whiskey.
We frequently hear of people dying from too much drinking. That this happens is a matter of record. But the blame is always placed on whisky. Why this should be I never could understand. You can die from drinking too much of anything - coffee, water, milk, soft drinks and all such stuff as that. And so as long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing. I will make mine whisky.
When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.
They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.
There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.
You sit back in the darkness, nursing your beer, breathing in that ineffable aroma of the old-time saloon: dark wood, spilled beer, good cigars, and ancient whiskey - the sacred incense of the drinking man.
A pleasant aperitif, as well as a good chaser for a short quick whiskey, as well again for a fine supper drink, is beer.
I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.
Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.
I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death.
The proper drinking of Scotch whisky is more than indulgence: it is a toast to civilization, a tribute to the continuity of culture, a manifesto of man's determination to use the resources of nature to refresh mind and body and enjoy to the full the senses with which he has been endowed.
No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.
When it's third and ten, you can take the milk drinkers and I'll take the whiskey drinkers every time.
Let us drink for the replenishment of our strength, not for our sorrow
Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.
There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren't as good as others.
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