Vampire Quotes - Page 20

• I've been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda... I should be a video game.

  Adam Rex

  Girl, Games, Pandas

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• You can't fool me, comrade. You want to put on a cowboy hat and keep lawless bank robbers in line.'' "No time. I have enough trouble keeping you in line.

  Richelle Mead

  Cowboy, Lines, Want

  Richelle Mead (2013). “Vampire Academy: The Complete Collection”, p.449, Penguin

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• Mulling this over, Vlad wiped her lip gloss from his lips with the back of his hand.Vampires, after all, didn't sparkle.

  Heather Brewer

  Hands, Lips, Sparkle

  Heather Brewer (2011). “Twelfth Grade Kills #5: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod”, Penguin

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• Now every idiot from high school's like, 'I'm back!' We weren't supposed to meet again. Stop poking me and inviting me to your weird vampire parties. No, I don't want to follow you on Twatter. Like, nobody's interested in you. I don't want to see you in real life, why would I want to follow you in the imaginary one?

  Amy Schumer

  Real, Party, School

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• I think vampires have gotten maybe a little bit silly in the last years where they're all wearing crushed velvet and reading poetry and making sweet love to their victims, you know, it's not really all that scary.

  Josh Hartnett

  Sweet, Silly, Reading

  "Interview: Josh Hartnett Talks 30 Days of Night". Interview with Joe Utichi, editorial.rottentomatoes.com. November 1, 2007.

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• I am down with the latest trends. And everyone knows, the thing on the streets is vampires. So I have been biting people on the neck.

  Stephen Colbert

  People, Trends, Biting

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• It wasn't often you ran into bondage/Elvis/whorehouse-themed vampire club

  Charlaine Harris

  Clubs, Bondage, Ran

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• They're [zombies] us, you can also have the wrestler zombie, the clown zombie, the Jay Leno zombie and the nun zombie. I've never seen the clown werewolf or vampire. But because zombies are us, at the lowest possible level, they're a lot more versatile for storytelling.

  Tom Savini

  Zombie, Levels, Storytelling

  Source: collider.com

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• Aaron Spelling was a huge fan of vampires, and everything in that genre. He just really loved the entire subject of vampires and he was really passionate about it. If you really like the idea of this other world and the intricacies of it, because there were a lot of them, and once you're hooked, it's always something that's a fascination to you.

  Brigid Brannagh

  Other Worlds, Ideas, Passionate

  Source: collider.com

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• Dracula isn't just another vampire show. It's something entirely different that I personally feel I've never seen on American TV before.

  Oliver Jackson-Cohen

  Different, Tvs, Shows

  Source: collider.com

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• I'm perfectly honest, I've never seen Twilight, I've never seen The Vampire Diaries, and I've never seen True Blood, or anything like that.

  Oliver Jackson-Cohen

  Twilight, Blood, Diaries

  Source: collider.com

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• Vampires have been romanticized, and this is bringing it right back to being vampiric. I think there's something sexy and raw about that.

  Oliver Jackson-Cohen

  Sexy, Thinking, Has Beens

  Source: collider.com

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• I had never seen so many cute men in one place in my life. But I could tell they were not for me. Russell was like the gay vampire Hugh Hefner, and this was the Playboy Mansion, with an emphasis on the "boy.

  Charlaine Harris

  Cute, Gay, Boys

  Charlaine Harris (2003). “Club Dead: A Sookie Stackhouse Novel”, p.110, Penguin

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• You can't trust a vampire, trust me

  Stephenie Meyer

  Trust Me

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• So we get a plan," I said. "Any suggestions?" "Blow up the building," Kincaid said without looking up. "That works good for vampires. Then soak what's left in gasoline. Set it on fire. Then blow it all up again." "For future reference, I was sort of hoping for a suggestion that didn't sound like it came from that Bolshevik Muppet with all the dynamite.

  Jim Butcher

  Blow, Fire, Sound

  Jim Butcher (2004). “Blood Rites: Book six of The Dresden Files”, p.203, Penguin

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• So,would you say I’m closer to a zombie or a vampire? I gotta know—are my parts going to rot and fall off, or am I forever frozen in youthful perfection?

  Rachel Vincent

  Fall, Perfection, Forever

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• Mencheres. Bones co-ruler, grandsire, Master vampire of incredible power, and the ally who unnerved me the most, had telekinetically held me down so Bones could boink me into submission enroute to the vampire holding cell? Sweet holy Jesus, let me have hallucinated hearing that!

  Jeaniene Frost

  Sweet, Jesus, Cells

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• My last sunrise. That morning, I was not yet a vampire. And I saw my last sunrise. I remember it completely; yet I do not think I remember any other sunrise before it.

  Anne Rice

  Morning, Thinking, Sunrise

  Anne Rice (2010). “Interview with the Vampire”, p.15, Ballantine Books

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• I am a vampire. Blood does not bother me.

  Christopher Pike

  Blood, Doe, Bother

  Christopher Pike (1995). “Red Dice”, Simon Pulse

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• J.T Woodland, known as “the cute one” in The Corporation’s seventh-grade boy band, Boyz Will B Boyz. Due to the success of their triple-platinum hit, “Let Me Shave Your Legs Tonight, Girl,” Boyz Will B Boyz ruled the charts for a solid eleven months before hitting puberty and losing ground to Hot Vampire Boyz.

  Libba Bray

  Cute, Girl, Boys

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• Lend's dad, two werewolves, and a vampire. It was like the setup to a bad joke or something. A doctor, two werewolves, and a vampire walk into a bar. "What'll you have?" the bartender asks. "We were thinking him," the vampire answers, eyeing the doctor. Okay, jokes weren't my strong point.

  Kiersten White

  Strong, Dad, Thinking

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• The vampire bible, bound in human skin, written in blood, and full of prophecies that were never wrong. Trouble was, if you read the thing too long, it drove you nuts. Not "I'm having a bad day and feel bitchy" nuts or PMS nuts. "I think I'll commit felony assault on my friends and rape my boyfriend" nuts.

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Bad Day, Thinking, Blood

  MaryJanice Davidson (2006). “Undead and Unreturnable: A Queen Betsy Novel”, p.30, Penguin

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• Faeries and vampires were glittery now? Honestly.

  Kiersten White

  Skepticism, Honestly, Faerie

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• I'm not through with you yet. Are you prepared to accept your punishment?" I nodded reluctantly. I wasn't sure what a vampire's punishment might be. But I was ready to find out. "I sentence you to a thousand kisses," he said. "Can I begin now?

  Ellen Schreiber

  Kissing, Punishment, Might

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• Once a federal law or policy is in place it is more difficult to kill than a vampire.

  Cal Thomas

  Law, Difficult, Policy

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