Morganville Vampires Quotes

• He broke the kiss and leaned against her, breathing hard. "Good morning to you, too. Man, I just can't stay mad when you do that.

  Rachel Caine

  Morning, Kissing, Men

  Rachel Caine (2007). “Midnight Alley: The Morganville Vampires”, p.24, Penguin

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• Morely: You're trying to make me [i]Amelie[/i] Oliver: Goodness, no. You'd look terrible in a skirt

  Rachel Caine

  Trying, Looks, Skirts

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• Oliver: You turned me down. So why, I wonder, did you decide Amelie would be a better choice? Claire: She smells better. And she made me cookies.

  Rachel Caine

  Smell, Choices, Would Be

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• Hannah leaned against the wall. "Mind if I call shotgun?" Since you're carrying one? Feel free.

  Rachel Caine

  Wall, Mind, Shotguns

  Rachel Caine (2009). “Lord of Misrule: The Morganville Vampires”, p.63, Penguin

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• I love arguing with you, Claire. You always surprise me. And occasionally, you even make sense.

  Rachel Caine

  Arguing, Surprise, Claire

  Rachel Caine (2010). “Ghost Town”, p.28, Allison & Busby

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• If you ask me if I'm okay again, I'm going to smack myself in the face just to punish you.

  Rachel Caine

  Faces, Ask Me, Okay

  Rachel Caine (2007). “Midnight Alley: The Morganville Vampires”, p.80, Penguin

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• When I want to be lectured on strategy, I'll consult someone who's actually won battles," Amelie said. "Not one who ran away from them." "Snap," Eve said. "You know what they're talking about?" Shane asked. "Don't need to know to get that one. She smacked him so hard his momma felt it.

  Rachel Caine

  Talking, Battle, Needs

  Rachel Caine (2009). “Fade Out: The Morganville Vampires”, p.36, Penguin

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• I don’t see a way in,” Eve whispered. Why are you whispering?” Myrnin whispered back. “Vampires can hear us, anyway.

  Rachel Caine

  Vampire, Whispering, Way

  Rachel Caine (2009). “Fade Out: The Morganville Vampires”, p.143, Penguin

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• You've turned into quite a bossy little thing," Myrnin said. "I think I might like it.

  Rachel Caine

  Thinking, Littles, Might

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• What was your name again?" "Still Eve." "No, I'm sure it's something else. That doesn't seem right.

  Rachel Caine

  Names, Stills, Seems

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• Me neither,” Shane put in. “Homie don’t play that.” “I wonder, sometimes, if your generation speaks English at all,” Amelie said.

  Rachel Caine

  Speak English, Play, Generations

  Rachel Caine (2009). “Fade Out: The Morganville Vampires”, p.34, Penguin

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• Now could you please ask these idiots to stop pointing their bullets at me? It's terribly wasteful.

  Rachel Caine

  Bullets, Idiot, Please

  Rachel Caine (2011). “Bite Club”, p.230, Allison & Busby

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• Who are you calling?" (claire) Pizza hut" (shane) Loser" (claire)

  Rachel Caine

  Calling, Loser, Claire

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• Well,” Naomi said cheerfully, “what’s the worst that can happen?” They were silent, considering that, because there were just so many possibilities. But in the end, it was a better idea than Facebook.

  Rachel Caine

  Ideas, Silent, Possibility

  Rachel Caine (2011). “Last Breath: The Morganville Vampires”, p.51, Penguin

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• Welcome to Morganville.You'll never want to leave.And even if you do...well, you can't. Sorry about that.

  Rachel Caine

  Sorry, Want, Welcome

  Rachel Caine (2009). “Fade Out: The Morganville Vampires”, p.10, Penguin

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• I'm worried he's going to ... do something crazy." "He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny, and occasionally eats his assistants," Eve said. "Define crazy.

  Rachel Caine

  Crazy, Dresses, Assistants

  Rachel Caine (2010). “Ghost Town”, p.21, Allison & Busby

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• He rose to his feet and padded down the last few steps silently, came up behind Kim, and leaned over her to say, “I vant to drink your blood” in a heavy, fake Dracula accent. She shrieked, flailed, and a zombie ate her brains on-screen."!

  Rachel Caine

  Blood, Feet, Rose

  Rachel Caine (2009). “Fade Out: The Morganville Vampires”, p.75, Penguin

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• I hardly broke any laws at all. I should drive more often.

  Rachel Caine

  Law, Broke, Should

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• Define better with that guy. Not all fangs and raaaaar.

  Rachel Caine

  Guy, Ghost Town, Fangs

  Rachel Caine (2010). “Ghost Town: The Morganville Vampires”, p.179, Penguin

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• She can go with us to the lab and keep Myrnin pinned down while we pull the plug, if he's not... you know, better." "Define BETTER with that guy." "Not all fangs and raaaaar.

  Rachel Caine

  Guy, Labs, Plugs

  Rachel Caine (2010). “Ghost Town: The Morganville Vampires”, p.179, Penguin

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• Okay, this was kissing. Serious kissing. Not just a kiss before moving out, not a good-bye, this was Hello, sexy, and wow, she’d never even suspected that it could feel this way.

  Rachel Caine

  Love, Sexy, Moving

  Rachel Caine (2006). “Glass Houses: The Morganville Vampires”, p.159, Penguin

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• Perv." He pointed to himself. "Male and eighteen. What's your point?

  Rachel Caine

  Males, Pervs, Eighteen

  Rachel Caine (2007). “Midnight Alley: The Morganville Vampires”, p.25, Penguin

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• But that quickly faded, and he frowned. "You're bleeding," he said. "What happened?" Claire sighed and held up her wrist to show him the bandage. "Man, you would be so embarrassed if I said it was something else." Michael looked blank. "I'm a girl, Michael, it could have been all natural, you know. Tampons?

  Rachel Caine

  Girl, Men, Bleeding

  Rachel Caine (2007). “Midnight Alley: The Morganville Vampires”, p.84, Penguin

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• Boys. I'd turn gay if they weren't so sexy.

  Rachel Caine

  Sexy, Gay, Boys

  Rachel Caine (2007). “The Dead Girls' Dance: The Morganville Vampires”, p.37, Penguin

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• Anybody else think that was weird?” Shane asked as they got into the car. Eve sent him an exasperated glance; the three of them were, of course, in the backseat. Amelie had the front, with Michael. “Ya think? In general, or in particular?” “Weird that we got through the entire thing, and I didn’t have to hit anybody.” There was a moment of silence. Michael said, as he started the car, “You’re right, Shane. That is strange.

  Rachel Caine

  Thinking, Car, Silence

  Rachel Caine (2009). “Fade Out: The Morganville Vampires”, p.38, Penguin

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