Morganville Vampires Quotes - Page 2

• You humans, always eating. I'll make you soup. You can eat it while you keep working." Myrnin set aside his book and walked into the back of the lab. "Don't use the same beaker you used for poisons!" Claire yelled after him. He waved a pale hand. "I mean it!

  Rachel Caine

  Book, Mean, Hands

  Rachel Caine (2010). “Ghost Town”, p.77, Allison & Busby

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• Silver nitrate and water in a super soaker," he told her. "My own invention. Ought to be good at twenty feet, kind of like wasp spray." Oh. "You get me the nicest things." "Anybody can get jewelry. Posers

  Rachel Caine

  Feet, Water, Twenties

  Rachel Caine (2010). “The Morganville Vampires:”, p.1806, Penguin

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• Shane: "Bro," he said, in an injured tone, "I had to go out with a flamethrower, and you weren't there to see it." Michael: "Pics or it didn't happen." Shane: "Dude, little busy for pics. You know, throwing flame." - Black Dawn

  Rachel Caine

  Flames, Black, Dawn

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• She smacked him so hard his momma felt it.

  Rachel Caine

  Momma, Felt, Hard

  Rachel Caine (2009). “Fade Out: The Morganville Vampires”, p.36, Penguin

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• Pics or it didn't happen." "Dude, little busy for pics. You know, throwing flame.

  Rachel Caine

  Flames, Littles, Busy

  Rachel Caine (2012). “Black Dawn”, p.61, Allison & Busby

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• Where's your sense of adventure?" "Off on a beach somewhere with your sanity?

  Rachel Caine

  Beach, Adventure, Sanity

  Rachel Caine (2009). “Carpe Corpus”, p.57, Allison & Busby

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• He's not doing anything he shouldn't be doing, right?" "Like what?" "Like hitting on you." "Ew. No, of course not. He doesn't see me that way." Michael shook his head and went back to his coffee. "What? You think he does?" "Sometimes he looks at you a little... oddly, that's all. Maybe you're right. Maybe he just wants you for your blood." "Again, Ew! What's with you this morning?" "Not enough coffee.

  Rachel Caine

  Morning, Coffee, Thinking

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• Better be," Eve said. She mock-bit at his finger. "I could totally date somebody else, you know." "And I could rent out your room." "And I could put your game console on eBay." "Hey," Shane protested. "Now you're just being mean.

  Rachel Caine

  Mean, Ebay, Games

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• You're kidding. I thought all geniuses read Latin. Isn't that the international language for smart people?"-Shane (Glass Houses)

  Rachel Caine

  Smart, Latin, Glasses

  Rachel Caine (2006). “Glass Houses: The Morganville Vampires”, p.149, Penguin

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• Goodness," Myrnin said quietly. "I don't think I should be watching this. I don't think I'm old enough.

  Rachel Caine

  Thinking, Enough, Goodness

  Rachel Caine (2010). “Fade Out”, p.154, Allison & Busby

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• Oh, Claire," he said. "You think me a far better man than I am. That's kind, and flattering." "Are you saying that you -" "Doughnuts!" Myrnin interrupted her and darted away, to zip back in seconds with an open box.

  Rachel Caine

  Men, Thinking, Zips

  Rachel Caine (2010). “Ghost Town”, p.30, Allison & Busby

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• Shane: "Score," he said, and raised the crowbar in triumph. "Who's your daddy?" - Black Dawn

  Rachel Caine

  Daddy, Black, Dawn

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• Am I not ninja enough? Are you saying that I lack ninja?

  Rachel Caine

  Eyelashes, Ninja, Enough

  Rachel Caine (2011). “Bite Club”, p.19, Allison & Busby

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• Promise me, Amelie, that you’ll crucify me with silver before you allow me to fall in love.” “I hardly think there’s any chance of that,” Amelie said. "I doubt you have the capacity.

  Rachel Caine

  Falling In Love, Thinking, Doubt

  Rachel Caine (2010). “Ghost Town”, p.234, Allison & Busby

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• Great," Shane said. "Look i'd rather not be on janitorial duty. I have allergies to cleaners." "And to cleaning," Michael said. "Look who's talking, Didn't the do one of those Animal Planet documentaries about the roaches in your room?

  Rachel Caine

  Animal, Talking, Allergies

  Rachel Caine (2012). “Black Dawn: The Morganville Vampires”, p.85, Penguin

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• Claire said. “I might be able to get him to stop.” “Who, crazy dude? Maybe. Or he might pull your head off,” Shane said. “I kind of worry.” She couldn’t help but smile. “Yeah?” “A little bit.” “That’s …nice.” He studied her, and returned the smile. “Yeah,” he said. “Kind of is, actually.

  Rachel Caine

  Crazy, Nice, Worry

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• Rambo was a Green Beret," Hannah said. "Please. We eat those army boys for breakfast.

  Rachel Caine

  Army, Boys, Rambo

  Rachel Caine (2009). “Lord of Misrule: The Morganville Vampires”, p.44, Penguin

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• He was a nice guy, middle-aged, a little tired, like most doctors usually seemed to be, but he just nodded and said, "Let me take a look at him. Shane?" "I'm not dropping my pants," Shane said. "I just thought I'd say that up front.

  Rachel Caine

  Nice, Tired, Doctors

  Rachel Caine (2010). “Ghost Town: The Morganville Vampires”, p.46, Penguin

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• Sure,” she said, and hugged the laptop bag closer. “What could go wrong?” Michael’s eyes flashed to meet hers in the rearview mirror. Besides everything, I mean,” she said.

  Rachel Caine

  Mean, Eye, Mirrors

  Rachel Caine (2010). “The Morganville Vampires:”, p.1790, Penguin

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• Silence, and then Eve said, "Okay, that was extra creepy, with whipped creepy topping. And this is me, changing my mind.

  Rachel Caine

  Silence, Creepy, Mind

  Rachel Caine (2009). “Lord of Misrule: The Morganville Vampires”, p.137, Penguin

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• I drink blood, you eat tacos, get the f*ck over it!" -Michel Glass

  Rachel Caine

  Glasses, Blood, Tacos

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• No way they could threaten him, not even with Amelie; he'd already given Amelie the finger on the way out of Morganville and he clearly wasn’t worried about her coming after him— or, if so, what would happen when she did.

  Rachel Caine

  Way, Amelie, Worried

  Rachel Caine (2010). “The Morganville Vampires:”, p.1996, Penguin

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• What about e-mail? It is e-mail, yes?" Morley asked, leaning even closer. "E-mail is a kind of electronic letter. It travels through the air." He seemed very smug that he knew that. "Well, not exactly, and would you please either BACK OFF or go find a shower?

  Rachel Caine

  Air, Letters, Mail

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• I think so,” she [Claire] said. “Just watch your back, okay?” “Nah, Michael’s got mine.” He [Shane] looked straight into her eyes. “I’ve got yours.

  Rachel Caine

  Eye, Thinking, Watches

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• Unfortunately, my army consists of one unreliable criminal, one girl with a disability, and one incredibly foolish young vampire with a tanning issue. I am not confident.

  Rachel Caine

  Girl, Army, Issues

  Rachel Caine (2010). “Kiss of Death: The Morganville Vampires”, p.118, Penguin

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