Charlaine Harris Quotes About Vampires

Quotes about: Vampires

• Vampires. They wrote the book on possessive.

  Charlaine Harris

  Book, Vampire, Possessive

  Charlaine Harris (2009). “Sookie Stackhouse 8-copy Boxed Set”, p.939, Penguin

• Woo woo, secret vampire stuff!

  Charlaine Harris

  Secret, Vampire, Stuff

  Charlaine Harris (2009). “Sookie Stackhouse 8-copy Boxed Set”, p.251, Penguin

• You've reached Fantasia, where the undead live again every night," "For bar hours, press one. To make a party reservation, press two. To talk to alive person or a dead vampire, press three. Or, if you were intending to leave a humorous prank message on our answering machine, know this: we will find you.

  Charlaine Harris

  Humorous, Party, Night

  Charlaine Harris (2003). “Dead in Dixie”

• Vampires should never say Uh-Oh!!

  Charlaine Harris

  Vampire, Should

• Ha," I said. "Oh, ha-ha. Yeah, ’cause they love me. You see how many vampires are up here? Zero, right?" One," said Eric, stepping out of the stairwell.

  Charlaine Harris

  Zero, Vampire, Eric

  Charlaine Harris (2009). “Sookie Stackhouse 8-copy Boxed Set”, p.1769, Penguin

• I snuck a look to see how Eric was taking this, and he was staring at me the same way the Monroe vampires had. Thoughtful. Hungry. "That's interesting," he said. "I had a psychic once. It was incredible." "Did the psychic think so?

  Charlaine Harris

  Thoughtful, Thinking, Psychics

  Charlaine Harris (2001). “Dead Until Dark: A Sookie Stackhouse Novel”, p.84, Penguin

• Glass shattered, vampires roared, humans screamed. The noise battered at me, just as the tidal wave of scores of brains at high gear washed over me. When it began to taper off, I looked up into Eric's eyes. Incredibly, he was excited. He smiled at me. "I knew I'd get on top of you somehow," he said. Are you trying to make me mad so I'll forget how scared I am?" No, I'm just opportunistic." I wiggled, trying to get out from under him, and he said, "Oh, do that again. It felt great.

  Charlaine Harris

  Eye, Glasses, Mad

  Charlaine Harris (2009). “Sookie Stackhouse 8-copy Boxed Set”, p.471, Penguin

• Because he sounded so lost-the Eric I knew had never been one to do anything other than assume others should serve him-I patted around under the covers for his hand. When I found it, I slid my own over it. His palm was turned up to meet my palm, and his fingers clasped mine. And though I would not have thought it possible to go to sleep holding hands with a vampire, that's exactly what I did.

  Charlaine Harris

  Sleep, Hands, Vampire

  Charlaine Harris (2009). “Dead To The World: A True Blood Novel”, p.23, Hachette UK

• You won't find a vampire in a Ford Fiesta

  Charlaine Harris

  Vampire, Fiesta

  Charlaine Harris (2009). “Sookie Stackhouse 8-copy Boxed Set”, p.176, Penguin

• You take I-55 south, and you'll run into I-20. Or you could take..." I was about to be overloaded with information. "Oh that sounds just perfect. Let me do just that, or I'll lose track." Sure, glad I could help." Oh, you surely did." We beamed at each other, just two nice women. I had to fight an impulse to say "I have a tortured vampire in my trunk," out of sheer giddiness.

  Charlaine Harris

  Running, Nice, Fighting

  Charlaine Harris (2009). “Club Dead”, Ace Trade

• The vampire is not a bad man, and he loves you

  Charlaine Harris

  Love You, Men, Vampire

  Charlaine Harris (2009). “Dead and Gone: A Sookie Stackhouse Novel”, p.184, Penguin

• You just don't want a vampire pissed off at you.

  Charlaine Harris

  Vampire, Pissed Off, Want

  Charlaine Harris (2009). “Sookie Stackhouse 8-copy Boxed Set”, p.1027, Penguin

• Oh, God, puppy dog eyes. From a six-foot-five ancient Viking vampire.

  Charlaine Harris

  Dog, Eye, Feet

  Charlaine Harris (2003). “Dead in Dixie”

• As exits go, that's a good one." It was pretty hard to have the last word with a vampire.

  Charlaine Harris

  Vampire, Lasts, Exit

  Charlaine Harris (2008). “All Together Dead: A Sookie Stackhouse Novel”, p.141, Penguin

• I so seldom had to dispose of a human body myself, I was at a loss. Fairies turned into dust, and vampires flaked away. Demons had to be burned. Humans were very troublesome.

  Charlaine Harris

  Loss, Dust, Vampire

  Charlaine Harris (2012). “Deadlocked: A Sookie Stackhouse Novel”, p.149, Penguin

• As I watched Bill, waiting with apparent calm for death to come to him, I had a flash of him as I'd known him: the first vampire I'd ever met, the first man I'd ever gone to bed with, the first suitor I'd ever loved. Everything that followed had tainted those memories, but for one moment I saw him clearly, and I loved him again.

  Charlaine Harris

  Memories, Men, Waiting

  Charlaine Harris (2009). “Dead and Gone: A Sookie Stackhouse Novel”, p.178, Penguin

• Appius Livius Ocella made mistakes in his whole long existence. Perhaps changing Eric was his finest hour. He created the perfect vampire. Eric's only flaw is you.

  Charlaine Harris

  Mistake, Long, Perfect

  "Deadlocked". Book by Charlaine Harris, May 1, 2012.

• What I think I'll do is I'll do my best to yank Debbie out of me by the roots. And then I'll turn up on your doorstep, one day when you least expect it, and I'll hope by then you will have given up on your vampire.

  Charlaine Harris

  Thinking, Roots, Vampire

  Charlaine Harris (2009). “Sookie Stackhouse 8-copy Boxed Set”, p.654, Penguin

• People fidget. They are compelled to look engaged in an activity, or purposeful. Vampires can just occupy space without feeling obliged to justify it.

  Charlaine Harris

  Space, People, Feelings

  Charlaine Harris (2002). “Living Dead in Dallas: A Sookie Stackhouse Novel”, p.70, Penguin

• May I search it?" she asked. "We screen for weapons." I stared at her, always a risky thing to do to a vampire. "Of course not. I have no weapons.

  Charlaine Harris

  Vampire, May, Weapons

  Charlaine Harris (2006). “Definitely Dead: A Sookie Stackhouse Novel”, p.211, Penguin

• We followed the bondage Bobbsey Twins across the crowded dance floor. Those leather shorts were an adventure from behind, let me tell you. And the pictures of Elvis decorating the walls were an education, too. It wasn’t often you ran into a bondage/Elvis/ whorehouse-themed vampire club.

  Charlaine Harris

  Wall, Adventure, Vampire

  Charlaine Harris (2011). “Dead Reckoning: A Sookie Stackhouse Novel”, p.59, Penguin

• ‎Should we do this now?" Pam gave an almost inaudible snort. She was smiling in the glow of the streetlight, suddenly exhilarated. "You waiting for an engraved invite?" Lord save me from sarcastic vampires.

  Charlaine Harris

  Sarcastic, Waiting, Vampire

  Charlaine Harris (2009). “Sookie Stackhouse 8-copy Boxed Set”, p.964, Penguin

• It wasn't often you ran into bondage/Elvis/whorehouse-themed vampire club

  Charlaine Harris

  Vampire, Clubs, Bondage

• I had never seen so many cute men in one place in my life. But I could tell they were not for me. Russell was like the gay vampire Hugh Hefner, and this was the Playboy Mansion, with an emphasis on the "boy.

  Charlaine Harris

  Cute, Gay, Boys

  Charlaine Harris (2003). “Club Dead: A Sookie Stackhouse Novel”, p.110, Penguin

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