Underpants Quotes

• What's the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?

  Bill Watterson

  Ems, Rockets, Ships

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• You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.

  Bill Watterson

  Good Luck, Lucky, Rockets

  "It's a Magical World". Book by Bill Watterson, October 1996.

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• Be sure to leave your underpants with someone you can trust.

  Jethro Tull

  Song: Lick Your Fingers Clean

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• Life without sports is like life without underpants

  Billy Bowden

  Sports

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• It's like being a little kid again, parading around in a nightgown tucked into your underpants, believing it looks terrific.

  Tina Fey

  Believe, Kids, Looks

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• He learned to live with the truth. Not to accept it, but to live with it. It was like living with an elephant. His room was tiny, and every morning he had to squeeze around the truth just to get to the bathroom. To reach the armoire to get a pair of underpants he had to crawl under the truth, praying it wouldn't choose that moment to sit on his face. At night, when he closed his eyes, he felt it looming above him.

  Nicole Krauss

  Morning, Eye, Night

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• When you're dealing with someone who only has a pair of underpants on, if you take his underpants off, he has nothing left - he's naked. You're better off trying to find him a pair of trousers to complement him rather than change him.

  Arsene Wenger

  Trying, Naked, Pairs

  "Quotes of the Week". news.bbc.co.uk. February 20, 2007.

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• Yes I remember my sixteenth." Vitellius said "Wonderful omen! Happily chicken in my underpants." "Excuse me.

  Rick Riordan

  Remember, Wonderful, Excuse

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• Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you're over here like this? Calvin:...I don't think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan.

  Bill Watterson

  Mom, Kings, Nice

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• Some men send me condoms and underpants. I'm not sure what they want.

  Martine McCutcheon

  Men, Want, Condom

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• This is getting ugly.” – Abigail “Like my great-aunt’s underpants.” – Sundown

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Aunt, Ugly, Abigail

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• It's like the Fouth of July in my underpants.

  Adam Carolla

  July

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• It's important for a dancer to wear very tight underpants. I used to feel a bit exposed if I wasn't being held up in the right place.

  Bruce Forsyth

  Dancer, Important, Used

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• My goal with The Adventures of Captain Underpants was to invent a style which was almost identical to that of a picture book - in a novel format. So I wrote incredibly short chapters and tried to fill each page with more pictures than words. I wanted to create a book that kids who don't like to read would want to read.

  Dav Pilkey

  Book, Adventure, Kids

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• I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants!

  Chris Farley

  Sheep, Chocolate, Pudding

  "Fictional character: Mike Donnelly". "Black Sheep", www.imdb.com. 1996.

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• Until Eve gave him the apple, Adam didn't even know he wasn't wearing underpants.

  Paula Yates

  Apples, Innocence, Adam

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• It used to take me forever to read and comprehend stuff, so I decided not to make the 'Captain Underpants' books too challenging. Don't get me wrong - the humor and ideas are often sophisticated - but the books aren't hard to read. I wanted kids who hate reading to find these books irresistible.

  Dav Pilkey

  Hate, Reading, Book

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• When an attractive but ALOOF ("cool") man comes along, there are some of us who offer to shine his shoes with our underpants. There are thousands of scientific concepts as to why this is so, and yes, yes, it's very sick but none of this helps.

  Lynda Barry

  Men, Shoes, Sick

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• We have $70 and a pair of girl's underpants. We're safe as kittens.

  Anthony Michael Hall

  Girl, Money, Safe

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• You transition as a mother from literally just pulling a booger out of that person's nose whenever you see one until at some point they assert: "No, I'm a person. You can't fix my underpants on the subway."

  Tina Fey

  Mother, Transition, Noses

  "Tina Fey Reveals All (And Then Some) In 'Bossypants'". "Fresh Air" with Terry Gross, www.npr.org. April 13, 2011.

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• Those East Coast rich kids are a different breed, on a fast track to nowhere. Your friends in Seattle are downright Canadian in their niceness. None of you has a cell phone. The girls wear hoodies and big cotton underpants and walk around with tangled hair and smiling, adorned backpacks. Do you know how absolutely exotic it is that you haven’t been corrupted by fashion and pop culture? A month ago I mentioned Ben Stiller, and do you remember how you responded? ‘Who’s that?’ I loved you all over again.

  Maria Semple

  Girl, Fashion, Kids

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• It is funny the things that run through your mind when you're sitting in your underpants in front of a pair of strangers.

  David Sedaris

  Running, Mind, Sitting

  David Sedaris (2010). “When You Are Engulfed In Flames”, p.74, Hachette UK

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• Let’s not mince words: the inside of the Sydney casino looks as if Vegas had an illegitimate child with Liberace’s underpants, and that child fell down a staircase and hit its head on the edge of a spade.

  Steve Toltz

  Children, Vegas, Looks

  Steve Toltz (2008). “A fraction of the whole”

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• The woman in charge of costuming assigned us our outfits and gave us a lecture on keeping things clean. She held up a calendar and said, "Ladies, you know what this is. Use it. I have scraped enough blood out from the crotches of elf knickers to last me the rest of my life. And don't tell me, 'I don't wear underpants, I'm a dancer.' You're not a dancer. If you were a real dancer you wouldn't be here. You're an elf and you're going to wear panties like an elf.

  David Sedaris

  Real, Blood, Dancer

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• And all those exclamation marks, you notice? Five? A sure sign of someone who wears his underpants on his head.

  Terry Pratchett

  Exclamation Marks, Discworld, Five

  "Maskerade". Book by ‎Terry Pratchett, 1995.

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