Tupperware Quotes

• I’ve had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.

  Joan Rivers

  Memorable, Laughing, Comedian

  "Cutup". Interview with Deborah Solomon, www.nytimes.com. December 31, 2008.

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• Some issues stay fresh every time you open them up. It's like evil magical Tupperware -- it stays fresh forever.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Issues, Evil, Forever

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• Can you keep a secret?” “Me and Tupperware, baby. We seal tight. Ain’t nothing going to get out.

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Baby, Secret, Seals

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2012). “Infamous: Chronicles of Nick”, p.258, Macmillan

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• Remember Tupperware? That was the toughest stuff ever. Why can't they make a phone out of Tupperware?

  J. B. Smoove

  Phones, Stuff, Remember

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• American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party.

  Sue Lawley

  Football, Party, Nfl

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• That's what you get for ignoring the beauty of Tupperware.

  Nick Harkaway

  Nick Harkaway (2008). “The Gone-Away World”, p.103, Random House

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• You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Party, Redneck, Might

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• I'm always just carrying a Tupperware cup, ever since my mom went to a Tupperware party and got 'em. I've left them strewn all over the U.S. and Europe. I drink iced tea out of them.

  Si Robertson

  Mom, Party, Europe

  "'Duck Dynasty' star Uncle Si talks iced tea, marriage troubles and God" by Nicki Gostin, www.foxnews.com. September 24, 2013.

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• Capitalism is an organized system to guarantee that greed becomes the primary force of our economic system and allows the few at the top to get very wealthy and has the rest of us riding around thinking we can be that way, too - if we just work hard enough, sell enough Tupperware and Amway products, we can get a pink Cadillac.

  Michael Moore

  Hard Work, Thinking, Guarantees That

  "Is Michael Moore Pro-Piracy: Illegal Copies of “Capitalism: A Love Story” Inspiring OWS?" by Anthony Kaufman, www.indiewire.com. December 6, 2011.

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• All these years there had been a Tupperware container of bad language in her head, and now she opened it and all those crisp, crunchy words were fresh and lovely, ready to be used.

  Liane Moriarty

  Years, Lovely, Language

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• People are using GPS systems to find millions of little hidden objects throughout the world - often as simple as a piece of Tupperware hidden in the woods. You go to a website, you get the latitude and longitude to get the specific location of a certain specific hiding space, and then you go there and see if you can find it.

  Ken Jennings

  Simple, Space, Gps

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• You can have all this mismatched Tupperware and lids, but you can never get them sealed quite right. That one edge always keeps popping up. It's supposed to fit, but it rarely does. You've gotta try a few lids before you find the one that actually snaps.

  Alyson Hannigan

  Trying, Doe, Fit

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• I found it all about as arousing as a Tupperware party.

  Stephen Fry

  Party, Found

  Stephen Fry (2012). “The Fry Chronicles: An Autobiography”, p.125, The Overlook Press

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• Facebook has never been merely a social platform. Rather, it exploits our social interactions the way a Tupperware party does. Facebook does not exist to help us make friends, but to turn our network of connections, brand preferences and activities over time - our 'social graphs' - into money for others.

  Douglas Rushkoff

  Party, Connections, Doe

  "Why I'm quitting Facebook" by Douglas Rushkoff, www.cnn.com. February 25, 2013.

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