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• What's up?  I'm Harris.  I'm 33 years young.  I have my cousin Jason's truck for two more weeks.  I have one testicle-whack a mole accident-and I'm down to clown.

  Harris Wittels

  Cousin, Years, Two

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• It seems a stray bullet actually pierced the testicle of a Union soldier and lodged itself in the ovaries of a woman standing approximately 100 ft. away. She's alright, the baby's doing fine...ofcourse the soldier's a little pissed off.

  Tom Waits

  Baby, Soldier, Pissed Off

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• I'm sure you know by now, Jesse Jackson was overheard saying, and I'll put this more delicately, that he wanted to cut Barack Obama's testicles off. And Jesse has been on several news programs the last couple of days, explaining what he meant by those comments. Do you need to explain that?

  Jay Leno

  Couple, Cutting, Needs

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• That wouldn't fit my right testicle

  Simone Elkeles

  Fit

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• Eating any of these things, goat testicles or what have you, isn't going to be nice, but you get into that zone, you become focussed and you do what you need to do. It's all about one thing: coming home in one piece.

  Bear Grylls

  Nice, Home, Needs

  "​I Went Camping With Bear Grylls, And Survived". Interview with Wes Siler, gizmodo.com. November 20, 2014.

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• Constructing passive sentences is a way of concealing your own testicles.

  Ian Holm

  Way, Passive, Sentences

  "Fictional character: Dr. Ernesto Morales". "The Treatment", www.imdb.com. 2006.

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