Stupid Quotes - Page 8

• There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

  George W. Bush

  Funny, Humorous, Silly

  "Political Gaffes to Spark Any Party". Interview with John Ydstie, www.npr.org. November 5, 2006.

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• You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

  Yogi Berra

  Funny, Death, Hilarious

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.

  Pat Robertson

  Husband, Children, Women

  "Robertson Letter Attacks Feminists". www.nytimes.com. 1992.

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• Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.

  Ivana Trump

  Funny, Inspiration, Writing

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• Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl.

  Bill Peterson

  Men, Thinking, Nfl Players

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• People say I'm extravagant because I want to be surrounded by beauty. But tell me, who wants to be surrounded by garbage?

  Imelda Marcos

  Funny, Garbage Disposal, People

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I want to live as long as possible, just to see how stupid it gets.

  Susan Sontag

  Long, Stupidity, Want

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• In the same way the eminence attaching to the mere possession of great wealth disappoints us nine times out of ten, especially if the wealth has been accumulated rapidly. For great wealth is accumulated rapidly by cunning or chance, or a mixture of the two. Cunning has nothing to do with high qualities; it is rather a presumption against them; while chance has nothing to do with them either. Therefore it is that men are always complaining after meeting So-and-so, that he seemed to be astonishingly stupid, though he made a million in ten years and started as a pauper.

  Hilaire Belloc

  Men, Years, Two

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• I was smart, to tell you the truth. I'm not really bright, but I'm not stupid.

  Bobby Vinton

  Truth, Smart, Not Stupid

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• God gave the savior to the German people. We have faith, deep and unshakeable faith, that he [Hitler] was sent to us by God to save Germany.

  Hermann Goring

  People, Scary, Ignorant

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• More than anything else, we need in this society the opportunity for people to tell us what they think without being told that they're either dumb, or stupid, or uninformed.

  Brian Lamb

  Opportunity, Thinking, People

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• An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise.

  Victor Hugo

  Art, Philosophy, Crazy

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• Life is very important to Americans.

  Bob Dole

  Funny, Dumb, Important

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I'm just like, 'Oh shut up' I'm so sick of them because they're always complaining.

  Glenn Beck

  Silly, Sick, Complaining

  "Fox News' rabid propagandist Glenn Beck has lured me to America". www.theguardian.com. September 16, 2009.

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• Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite.

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, Thinking, Space

  Quoted in Daily Telegraph, 8 Mar. 1989

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• Many people like to think that their moral or political enemies are not just wicked or wrong - as if that were not enough - but stupid or idiotic too. We tend to find this attitude too in the contemporary religion debate. It might console those on each side of the debate to think of their opponents in these terms, but if we want to make real progress in understanding what is going on here, this approach cannot help.

  Tim Crane

  Attitude, Real, Thinking

  Source: www.3ammagazine.com

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• I don't like being called 'macho.' Macho basically means stupid and a real Italian man is not macho, he's smart. That's smart in both senses: elegant and clever.

  Andrea Bocelli

  Clever, Smart, Real

  "This much I know: Andrea Bocelli" by Tim Lewis, www.theguardian.com. October 27, 2012.

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• We're self obsessed and mad and stupid - not that other people can't be the same way - but the extremes are kind of honest in some mad way. Anyway, I like them.

  Kenneth Branagh

  Self, People, Mad

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• And maybe I'm a little smarter now than I was before for all the stupid things I've done.

  Herb Brooks

  Done, Littles, Smarter

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• Well, just being stupid and politically incorrect doesn't work. You can be politically incorrect if you're smart.

  Mel Brooks

  Smart, Just Being, Wells

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• I have long known that it is part of God's plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people on earth.

  Bill Bryson

  Long, People, Earth

  "A Walk in the Woods". Book by Bill Bryson. Chapter 4 (p. 51), 1997.

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• I think people have a different image of me because, you know, they portray me with the idea that models are stupid and dumb; like, 'She can just be a model because she can just be a model - she's dumb and she can't do anything else.'

  Gisele Bundchen

  Thinking, Ideas, People

  Interview with Steve Head, www.ign.com. October 5, 2004.

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• To believe that one, or even three, mates can supply all the things one needs from one's friends is as stupid as believing married couples must do everything together.

  Julie Burchill

  Couple, Believe, Together

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• Natural gas is hemispheric; I like to call it hemispheric in nature, because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.

  George W. Bush

  Dumb, Election, Journalism

  "THE 43rd PRESIDENT; Excerpts From News Conference in Which Bush Named Treasury Secretary". George W. Bush's remarks at the news conference in Austin, Texas, www.nytimes.com. December 20, 2000.

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• Of course, everybody makes mistakes, and we've all been young and stupid. But people need to have a sense of respect, particularly in this business, because hundreds of people are ready to take your place at any time. Maybe some people should think about that.

  Sophia Bush

  Mistake, Thinking, People

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