Stupid Things Quotes

• Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

  Albert Einstein

  Funny, Hilarious, Education

  Albert Einstein (2015). “Bite-Size Einstein: Quotations on Just About Everything from the Greatest Mind of the Twentieth Century”, p.32, St. Martin's Press

  362 Copy quote

  Show source

• I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman.

  Arnold Schwarzenegger

  Marriage, Stupid, Gay

  "Schwarzenegger on abortion, gays, environment". edition.cnn.com. August 28, 2003.

  32 Copy quote

  Show source

• Obamacare is really I think the worst thing that has happened in this nation since slavery.

  Benjamin Carson

  Crazy, Thinking, Obamacare

  "Ben Carson: Obamacare worst thing ‘since slavery’" by Sean Sullivan, www.washingtonpost.com. October 11, 2013.

  19 Copy quote

  Show source

• A lot of people who go into prison go into prison straight - and when they come out, they're gay.

  Benjamin Carson

  Crazy, Stupid, Gay

  "Ben Carson apologizes for comments on gay people" by Eric Bradner and Alexandra Jaffe, edition.cnn.com. March 5, 2015.

  13 Copy quote

  Show source

• The only thing that ever consoles man for the stupid things he does is the praise he always gives himself for doing them.

  Oscar Wilde

  Stupid, Silly, Men

  Oscar Wilde (2016). “A Critic in Pall Mall”, p.214, Oscar Wilde

  53 Copy quote

  Show source

• For a long time it puzzled me how something so expensive, so leading edge, could be so useless. And then it occurred to me that a computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things. They are, in short, a perfect match.

  Bill Bryson

  Stupid, Smart, Technology

  "Notes from a Big Country" / "I'm a Stranger Here Myself", Book by Bill Bryson, 1998.

  9 Copy quote

  Show source

• Maybe we were all destined to just keep doing the same stupid things, over and over again, never really learning a single thing.

  Sarah Dessen

  Stupid, Destined

  Sarah Dessen (2009). “Along for the Ride”, p.49, Penguin

  4 Copy quote

  Show source

• I get asked to do stupid things like panel shows and talk shows and things.

  Chris Lilley

  Stupid, Shows, Talk Shows

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

  4 Copy quote

  Show source

• I'm tired of the 'can't win against evil' way. I'm sorry, you cannot. They'll run you over. So that is my one big passion. 'Ten Stupid Things People Do to Let Evil Win' - that will be my next passion book. I am angry.

  Laura Schlessinger

  Running, Sorry, Stupid

  4 Copy quote

• Certainly people have said a lot of deeply unfortunate and stupid things in Southern accents, but that doesn't mean there's anything wrong with the accent itself.

  Roy Blount, Jr.

  Stupid, Mean, People

  "MoJo Podcast: Roy Blount Jr.’s Southern Fried Language". Interview with Laura Mcclure, www.motherjones.com. April 30, 2009.

  8 Copy quote

  Show source

• Maybe wrist corsages cut off circulation to the brain? I mean, is that why so many girls do stupid things on prom night? I was really going to have to investigate this further, I decided

  Ally Carter

  Girl, Stupid, Mean

  Ally Carter (2007). “I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have to Kill You”, Hyperion

  4 Copy quote

  Show source

• Sweet baby Jesus, Blue Eyes was... He was gorgeous in all the ways that made girls do stupid things. He was tall, a good head or two taller than me and broad at the shoulders, but tapered at the waist. An athlete's body - like a swimmer's. Wavy black hair toppled over his forehead, brushing matching eyebrows. Broad cheekbones and wide, expressive lips completed the package created for girls to drool over. And with those sapphire-colored eyes, holy moley...

  J. Lynn

  Girl, Sweet, Baby

  J. Lynn (2013). “Wait for You (Wait For You, Book 1)”, p.2, HarperCollins UK

  4 Copy quote

  Show source

• My friend Madea has "attitude" that comes with wisdom. Back in our teens and twenties, we thought we knew everything and made all those foolish mistakes. Then, when we got a little older, at thirty, we started getting these flashes of light, revelations of what a great and lucky thing it is that we didn't get caught doing those stupid things back then. Around forty, if we are lucky, we stop lying to ourselves. Fifty and above, we've run out of patience for foolishness. Take me to the bottom line.

  Tyler Perry

  Running, Attitude, Mistake

  12 Copy quote

• Four grabs a bar with each hand and pulls himself up, easy, like he's sitting up in bed. But he is not comfortable or natural here--- every muscle in his arm stands out. it is a stupid thing for me to think when I am one hundred feet off the ground.

  Veronica Roth

  Stupid, Thinking, Hands

  Veronica Roth (2013). “The Divergent Series Complete Collection: Divergent, Insurgent, Allegiant”, p.71, Harper Collins

  5 Copy quote

  Show source

• Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster and with more energy!

  Darynda Jones

  Stupid, Coffee, Energy

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.220, St. Martin's Press

  6 Copy quote

  Show source

• I realize that books are not the entire world, even if they sometimes seem
  to contain it. But I need the stupid things.

  Luc Sante

  Stupid, Book, Needs

  4 Copy quote

• Because people fear those who are different. And fear can make people do stupid things.

  Jessica Sorensen

  Stupid, People, Different

  4 Copy quote

• Don't do anything stupd. And don't waste money. Let everybody else waste money and do stupid things; then we'll buy them.

  Jamie Dimon

  Stupid, Banking, Waste

  50 Copy quote

• Everybody does stupid things in life. Some of us more than others. You think you're going to get away with it. Or one or both of you just stop thinking. But it happens. And when it does, you can keep drinking it like poison, or you can put it behind you and go make the most of the rest of your life.

  Claire Cook

  Stupid, Drinking, Thinking

  17 Copy quote

• The only things we have to worry about are really stupid things.

  Martin Gore

  Stupid, Worry, Really Stupid

  5 Copy quote

• The most callous, stupid things were done just because regulations required them...It was not until 1983, for example, that U.S. federal agencies stated that substances known to be caustic irritants such as lye, ammonia, and oven cleaners, did not need to be tested on the eyes of conscious rabbits.

  Peter Singer

  Stupid, Eye, Animal

  9 Copy quote

• I was pretty awkward when I was young, but I was never afraid of putting myself out there. I would say stupid things but then they would laugh at me and possibly find it endearing.

  Kunal Nayyar

  Stupid, Laughing, Awkward

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

  8 Copy quote

  Show source

• It could be a stupid thing to say, but people should realize that it is easy to get concerned about yourself and to lose contact.

  Miranda Otto

  Stupid, People, Realizing

  4 Copy quote

• The key to running a good marathon is to not listen to anyone's advice the last week before the race. That's when people tend to do stupid things that disrupt all the input and training of the previous months.

  Don Kardong

  Running, Stupid, Keys

  7 Copy quote

• Nobody is exempt from saying stupid things, the harm is to do it presumptuously.

  Michel de Montaigne

  Stupid, Stupidity, Harm

  4 Copy quote