Stupid Men Quotes

• A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.

  Bertrand Russell

  Clever, Smart, Stupid

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• A stupid man behaves stupidly, not because he wants to, or tries to, or is motivated to, but simply because he is what he is.

  Abraham Maslow

  Stupid, Men, Trying

  Abraham H. Maslow (1973). “On Dominance, Self-Esteem, and Self-Actualization”, p.169, Maurice Bassett

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• When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.

  George Bernard Shaw

  Inspirational, Sad, Military

  Caesar and Cleopatra (1901) act 3

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• The main reason women are crazy, is that men are stupid.

  George Carlin

  Crazy, Stupid, Men

  George Carlin (2015). “3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George including Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”, p.550, Hachette UK

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• Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate.

  Terry Pratchett

  Clever, Stupid, Men

  Terry Pratchett (2008). “Feet Of Clay: (Discworld Novel 19)”, p.64, Random House

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• The skilful employer of men will employ the wise man, the brave man, the covetous man, and the stupid man.

  Sun Tzu

  Wise, Wisdom, Stupid

  Sun Tzu, General Press (2016). “The Art of War”, p.14, GENERAL PRESS

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• It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.

  William Gibbs McAdoo

  Ignorance, Humility, Men

  William Gibbs McAdoo (1971). “Crowded years: the reminiscences of William G. McAdoo”, Associated Faculty Pr Inc

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• Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

  George Carlin

  Funny, Wedding, Truth

  "When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?". Book by George Carlin, 2004.

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• Only stupid men trying to seem smart need to be with dumb women. Only weak men trying to look strong are attracted to compliant women.

  Orson Scott Card

  Strong, Smart, Stupid

  Orson Scott Card (2003). “First Meetings: In Ender's Universe”, p.88, Macmillan

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• No wise man is ever interested in stupid matters like wars! Wars are always on the agenda of only stupid man!

  Mehmet Murat Ildan

  Wise, Stupid, War

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• Nonsense! The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise.

  Isaac Asimov

  Wise, Stupid, Men

  "Second Foundation".

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• ...the greatest weapon against big stupid men was a sharp mind.

  Melina Marchetta

  Stupid, Men, Mind

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• Stupid man produces noise; clever man produces silence!

  Mehmet Murat Ildan

  Clever, Stupid, Men

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• The world is run by one million evil men, ten million stupid men, and a hundred million cowards.

  Gregory David Roberts

  Running, Stupid, Men

  Gregory David Roberts (2004). “Shantaram: A Novel”, p.309, Macmillan

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• One has the idea of a stupid man as perfectly healthy and ordinary, and of illness as making one refined and clever and unusual.

  Thomas Mann

  Clever, Stupid, Men

  Thomas Mann (1953). “The magic mountain: Der Zauberberg”, Vintage

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• A clever man can see the world from a cave much better than a stupid man can from the top of a mountain!

  Mehmet Murat Ildan

  Clever, Stupid, Men

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• Girls are trained to say, ‘I wrote this, but it’s probably really stupid.’ Well, no, you wouldn’t write a novel if you thought it was really stupid. Men are much more comfortable going, ‘I wrote this book because I have a unique perspective that the world needs to hear.’ Girls are taught from the age of seven that if you get a compliment, you don’t go, ‘Thank you’, you go, ‘No, you’re insane.

  Lena Dunham

  Girl, Education, Attitude

  "Lena Dunham: 'People called me fat and hideous, and I lived" by Simon Hattenstone, www.theguardian.com. January 11, 2014.

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  Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education.

  Bertrand Russell

  Education, Stupid, School

  Bertrand Russell (2013). “History of Western Philosophy: Collectors Edition”, p.578, Routledge

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• Intelligent men are cruel. Stupid men are monstrously cruel.

  Jack London

  Stupid, Intelligent, Men

  Jack London (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of Jack London (Illustrated)”, p.3148, Delphi Classics

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• There are lessons to be learned from a stupid man.

  Horace

  Stupid, Men, Lessons To Be Learned

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• An intelligent woman has millions of born enemies... all the stupid men.

  Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach

  Stupid, Intelligent, Men

  Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach (1994). “Aphorisms”, Ariadne Press (CA)

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• Whoever takes the decision of war, he is surely a stupid man!

  Mehmet Murat Ildan

  War, Stupid, Men

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• There's no drug that'll make a stupid man smart.

  Robert Charles Wilson

  Stupid, Smart, Men

  Robert Charles Wilson (2007). “Axis”, p.81, Macmillan

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• Feminist,” he said, clearly amused. “Next you’ll be telling us you hate men.” She gave him a blank look. “I only hate stupid men who don’t actually understand what ‘feminist’ means.” He laughed. “You run into a lot of men like that?” “All the time.” “Really?” “Even as we speak, Nick.” “Oh no she didn’t,” said Peter. I groaned.

  Richelle Mead

  Running, Stupid, Hate

  Richelle Mead (2012). “Succubus Dreams”, p.100, Kensington Publishing Corp.

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• The difference between us and a computer is that, the computer is blindingly stupid, but it is capable of being stupid many, many million times a second.

  Douglas Adams

  Stupid, Differences, Computer

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