Sticker Quotes

• A Pennsylvania woman convicted for shoplifting was sentenced to wear a badge that reads "Convicted Shoplifter." However, her lawyers hope to plea bargain down to a bumper sticker reading "I'd Rather Be Stealing!.

  Jimmy Fallon

  Reading, Pennsylvania, Lawyer

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• There seems to be no stopping drug frenzy once it takes hold of a nation. What starts with an innocuous HUGS, NOT DRUGS bumper sticker soon leads to wild talk of shooting dealers and making urine tests a condition for employment -- anywhere.

  Barbara Ehrenreich

  Drug, Hug, Stopping

  Barbara Ehrenreich (1990). “WORST YEARS OF OUR LIVES”, Pantheon

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• There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.

  Charles M. Schulz

  Inspirational, Funny, Witty

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• How you start is important, but it is how you finish that counts. In the race for success, speed is less important than stamina. The sticker outlasts the sprinter.

  B. C. Forbes

  Persistence, Race, Important

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• I was making stickers for guys' bands. I was in the front row photographing bands, booking bands, doing all of the kind of backstage stuff, and I didn't even think for a second I could do it, and then I saw Babes in Toyland, and all that changed.

  Kathleen Hanna

  Thinking, Guy, Stuff

  "The original riot grrrl on Katy Perry, '90s revival". Interview with Abbey Goodman, www.cnn.com. June 7, 2011.

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• A lot of people don't like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It's like a little sign that says 'Hey, let's never hang out.'

  Demetri Martin

  Funny, Humor, People

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car."

  George Carlin

  Funny, Sarcastic, Witty

  "Complaints and Grievances". Documentary, Comedy, 2001.

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• The sticker has no meaning, but exists only to cause people to react, to contemplate and search for meaning.

  Shepard Fairey

  People, Causes, Contemplating

  "The Medium Has No Meaning". www.wired.com. August 1, 1996.

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• I wanna put stickers on turtles... I don't know why.

  Demetri Martin

  Turtles, Knows

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• I eat stickers all the time dude!

  Charlie Day

  Philadelphia, Always Sunny, Sunny Day

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• It is obvious that the bumper sticker question "What would Jesus do?" will not always bring a popular response.

  Jeffrey R. Holland

  Jesus, Bumper Sticker, Obvious

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• Remove those 'I want you to like me' stickers from your forehead and, instead, place them where they truly will do the most good -on your mirror!

  Susan Jeffers

  Women, Mirrors, Empowerment

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• Myself, I have never seen a bumper sticker saying " Hate if you Love Jesus ", but I sometimes wonder why not. It would be a good slogan for the religious Right.

  Simon Blackburn

  Religious, Jesus, Hate

  Simon Blackburn (1999). “Think: A Compelling Introduction to Philosophy”, p.133, Oxford University Press

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• There are no moderate Republicans left, with the exception of a few who would vote with us when it doesn’t make any difference,” Frank said. “It’s the most rigid ideological party since before the Civil War. … The bumper sticker I’m going to have printed up for Democrats this year is, ‘We’re not perfect, but they’re nuts.’

  Barney Frank

  War, Party, Years

  "Barney Frank tackles gay marriage, defense spending in Portland speech" by Seth Koenig, bangordailynews.com. June 10, 2012.

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• No, I don't autograph blank slips, checks, or stickers, and certainly no books without me in them.

  Jack L. Chalker

  Book, Checks, Blank

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• There are a lot of things that fit on a bumper sticker in terms of either liberty or equality or progress that when made more concrete just don't pan out.

  Laurence Tribe

  Progress, Liberty, Fit

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• I hate it when I'm reading a comic, and the dialogue looks like stickers stuck on top to explain what's going on. For me the best is when your eye goes in a certain point and moves through the composition and then springs out on the dialogue, or gets confused in the image and then goes to the dialogue for an explanation.

  Denise Mina

  Hate, Confused, Spring

  "‘Dragon Tattoo’: Denise Mina on Larsson, feminist crime fiction". Interview with Noelene Clark, herocomplex.latimes.com. December 13, 2012.

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• At our church I do not endorse politicians publicly. Because I am afraid that if I endorse one candidate, it would keep somebody from coming to our church. So I made one exception one time to put one bumper sticker on my car, but I don't ever do it anymore.

  Max Lucado

  Car, Church, Politician

  Source: www.christianpost.com

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• I wish I knew how we achieve the goal of world peace. My bumper sticker reads 'Just Another Version of You.' The sooner we agree that we're just other versions of each other - we human beings - the sooner we will find some sense of world peace.

  Norman Lear

  Goal, Wish, World

  Source: www.hollywoodchicago.com

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• You don't put bumper stickers on a Bentley.

  Kim Kardashian

  Bumper Sticker, Bentley, Bumper

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• Black. Simply remove all the little colored stickers on the cube, and each of side of the cube will now be the original color of the plastic underneath - black. According to the instructions, this means the puzzle is solved.

  Steven Rubenstein

  Humorous, Mean, Color

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• I like things pretty reduced. I don't understand how people live with so much stuff around them, because you can't focus on it, and after a while it ends up becoming absorbed. It's not as if anything's really being appreciated. To me all that stuff is some desperate message to everyone about who you are, like bumper stickers.

  Rick Owens

  People, Focus, Messages

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• Does that really work, converting someone with a bumper sticker? How weak of a mind do you have to have?

  Gregg Rogell

  Mind, Doe, Bumper Sticker

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• You aren't just voting for the president. So many issues that affect your everyday life are decided locally on that ballot as well. So go get that god damn sticker. Your country needs you.

  Chrissy Teigen

  Country, Issues, Voting

  "Chrissy Teigen Thinks Ivanka Trump 'Should Probably Run for Office One Day'". Glamour Interview, www.glamour.com. September 8, 2016.

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• People who are running for office mislead the American people by saying that there's a three-point plan or a bumper sticker kind of way of bringing down gasoline prices. The fact of the matter is that nobody can do that. The price of oil is set on the global economy. People who have looked at this closely and hard know that's the case.

  Ken Salazar

  Running, Gasoline Prices, Oil

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