I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
Sex and obscenity are not synonymous. Obscene material is material which deals with sex in a manner appealing to prurient interest.
Sex -- the great inequality, the great miscalculator, the great Irritator.
We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.
All my wife and I do is fight about sex. The other night, we really had it out. Well, I'll put it this way - I had it out.
Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats.
The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work.
For once you must try not to shirk the facts: mankind is kept alive by bestial acts.
Sex education is legitimate in that girls cannot be taught soon enough how children don't come into the world.
Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.
Sex keeps me in shape. I don't diet, I eat what I like. I love Mars bars and I smoke and drink. But I love running off in the middle of the day to make love. It really burns up calories.
There are four basic human needs; food, sleep, sex and revenge.
The taboo against nakedness is an obstacle to a decent attitude on the subject of sex.
The major civilizing force in the world is not religion, it is sex.
Everybody lies about sex.
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
Sex is not sinful, but sin has perverted it.
Sex isn't all that important, but it is when you love someone very much.
It would seem that Our Lord finds our desires not too strong, but too weak. We are half-hearted creatures, fooling about with drink and sex and ambition when infinite joy is offered us, like an ignorant child who wants to go on making mud pies in a slum because he cannot imagine what is meant by the offer of a holiday at the sea. We are far too easily pleased.
Playboy exploits sex the way Sports Illustrated exploits sports.
Sex lies at the root of life, and we can never learn to reverence life until we know how to understand sex.
Sex is the driving force on the planet. We should embrace it, not see it as the enemy.
Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life.
Really, sex and laughter do go very well together, and I wondered - and I still do - which is more important.
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