I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Righteous people have no sense of humor.
An emotional man may possess no humor, but a humorous man usually has deep pockets of emotion, sometimes tucked away or forgotten.
A woman has to be intelligent, have charm, a sense of humor, and be kind. It's the same qualities I require from a man.
Keep your sense of humor. As General Joe Stillwell said, 'The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of his behind'.
Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful.
I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.
A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself.
There is certainly no defence or water -proof garment against adverse fortune which is, on the whole, so effectual as an habitual sense of humor.
Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Charlie Chaplin's genius was in comedy. He has no sense of humor, particularly about himself.
Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right.
All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.
A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself.
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore.
The comic is the perception of the opposite; humor is the feeling of it.
I would say that I'm a nonviolent soldier. In place of weapons of violence, you have to use your mind, your heart, your sense of humor, every faculty available to you...because no one has the right to take the life of another human being.
Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies
Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end.
The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs.
Be wary of the horse with a sense of humor.
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