Screws Quotes - Page 6

• My reaction to porno films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first twenty minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live.

  Erica Jong

  Sex, Home, Long

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• Steve Martin said that philosophy is good for comedy because it screws up your thinking just enough, and I agree with that. Being forced to see life's metadata is good training for looking for interesting angles on a topic.

  Chris Hardwick

  Philosophy, Thinking, Interesting

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• I'm always the last person they go to with a sequel, because I'm the most skeptical. You know, I'm very proud of what we've done, and I don't want to screw up our series.

  Sigourney Weaver

  Screw Ups, Done, Want

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• A manager's job is simple. For one hundred sixty-two games you try not to screw up all that smart stuff your organization did last December.

  Earl Weaver

  Jobs, Smart, Simple

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• Music is the language of the heart, and conservatives always screw it up.

  Glenn Beck

  Heart, Language, Music Is

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• Really, I don't care if people think I'm too skinny. This is my body. If they don't like it, screw it.

  Ellen Pompeo

  Thinking, People, Body

  "Ellen Pompeo In ‘Self’: Went Up To Size 26 Jeans While Pregnant". www.huffingtonpost.com. May 18, 2010.

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• Without Mona, Hanna felt like a great outfit without matching accessories, a screw-driver that was all orange juice and no vodka, and an iPod without headphones. She just felt wrong.

  Sara Shepard

  Orange Juice, Ipods, Accessories

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• There’s too much to be done. I need to know– (Jericho) No. (Delphine) No, you d’in. (Jericho) Yes, I di’id. Don’t make me use my Jeri ninja mind tricks on you. I might screw up and fry your brains. (Delphine)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Brain, Mind, Screw Ups

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• Rule number one of anime," Simon said. He sat propped up against a pile of pillows at the foot of his bed, a bag of potato chips in one hand and the TV remote in the other. He was wearing a black T-shirt that said I BLOGGED YOUR MOM and a pair of jeans that were ripped in one knee. "Never screw with a blind monk.

  Cassandra Clare

  Mom, Anime, Hands

  Cassandra Clare (2009). “Sample of the CITYs”, p.47, Simon and Schuster

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• Expecting anybody else?" Shane asked Eve. "Your distant cousin Jack the Ripper dropping by too?" "Screw you, Collins.

  Rachel Caine

  Cousin, Screw You, Expecting

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• Dad told Uncle Seth not to screw things up,” she informed me as we washed our hands. “He said even if Uncle Seth is famous, him getting a woman like you defies belief.” I laughed and smoothed down the skirt of my dress. “I don’t know about that. I don’t think your dad gives your uncle enough credit." Brandy gave me a sage look, worthy of someone much older. “Uncle Seth spent last Valentine’s Day at a library.

  Richelle Mead

  Uncles, Dad, Valentine

  Richelle Mead (2011). “Succubus On Top”, p.89, Kensington Publishing Corp.

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• Why can't I go to Idris with you, then? Because it's not safe for you there O and it's safe for me here? I've been nearly killed almost a dozen times in the past month. That's because Valentine has been concentrating on the two Mortal Instruments that were here. He's going to shift his focus to Idris now. We all know it-- We're hardly as certain of anything as all that. And the Clave wants to meet Clarissa. You know that, Jace. The Clave can screw itself.

  Cassandra Clare

  Valentine, Past, Two

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• Some people go to bed at night thinking, 'That was a good day.' I am one of those who worries and asks, 'How did I screw up today?'

  Tom Hanks

  Good Day, Thinking, Night

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• We don't have sources who are dissidents on other sources. Should they come forward, that would be a tricky situation for us, but we're presumably acting in such a way that people feel morally compelled to continue our mission, not to screw it up.

  Julian Assange

  People, Acting, Way

  "Why the world needs WikiLeaks". Interview with Chris Anderson, www.ted.com. July 2010.

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• If you start doing things because you hate others and want to screw them over, the end result is bad.

  Linus Torvalds

  Hate, Want, Ends

  "Mr Linux basks in the limelight". BBC World ClickOnline Interview, news.bbc.co.uk. October 5, 2002.

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• Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning.

  Hunter S. Thompson

  Morning, Liberty, Pants

  Hunter S. Thompson, Jann Wenner (2012). “Fear and Loathing at Rolling Stone: The Essential Writing of Hunter S. Thompson”, p.428, Simon and Schuster

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• Every nut who kills people has a Bible lying around. If you're looking for violent rape imagery, the Bible's right there in your hotel room. If you just want to look up ways to screw people up, there it is, and you're justified because God told you to.

  Penn Jillette

  Lying, Nuts, People

  "Voodoo and Violence". Interview with Steve Kurtz, reason.com. April 1994.

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• As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office.

  Molly Ivins

  Texas, Office, Political

  Molly Ivins (1992). “Molly Ivins Can't Say That, Can She?”, Vintage

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• Screw them. Yeah. But not literally. I'm not advocating promiscuity.

  Mark Hoppus

  Umpires, Advocating, Yeah

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• I think the reason why a lot of young people are such screw ups... is oftentimes they didn't have the luxury I had of forming important relationships and opinions and life experiences before having success.

  George Clooney

  Thinking, Luxury, Important Relationships

  "George Clooney on Fame, Failure & Success, Cuaron’s ‘Gravity’ and ‘Monuments Men’" by Sophia Savage, www.indiewire.com. November 23, 2012.

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• I've always been interested in science. I used to take watches apart and clocks apart, and there's little screws, and a little this and that, and I found out if I dropped one of them, that thing ain't gonna work.

  Herbie Hancock

  Watches, Littles, Clock

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• To enjoy being famous, you need to have a screw loose.

  Diablo Cody

  Needs, Fame, Enjoy

  "For Mature Audiences". Interview with Joel Stein, content.time.com. December 5, 2011.

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• I have cellulite. I admit it. But sometimes I just say, 'Screw it, I am going to wear a bikini.'

  Cindy Crawford

  Bikinis, Sometimes, Cellulite

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• I'd like to have a kid, but I'd probably get a Frank Sinatra Jr. instead of a Gilbert Gottfried Jr. I'd totally screw up like that.

  Gilbert Gottfried

  Kids, Screw Ups, Frank

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• My whole family is missing that sports gene. I hope I didn't screw that up by marrying a great golfer.

  Penn Jillette

  Sports, Missing, Genes

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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