Romney Quotes - Page 9

• Hurricane Sandy interrupted Mr. Romney’s momentum and allowed Mr. Obama to look presidential and bipartisan.

  Karl Rove

  Presidential, Momentum, Looks

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• I'm saying there is no way that I will do this, because it's really not me. I know my strengths, and governor Romney needs to find someone who wants to run with him. There are many people who will do it very, very well, and I'll support the ticket.

  Condoleezza Rice

  Running, People, Support

  "CNN Newsroom" with Suzanne Malveaux, www.cnn.com. July 13, 2012.

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• The Republican Party has moved so far to the right, you can't recognize Mitt Romney. What Mitt Romney will appear in October? Mitt Romney has changed positions more often than a pornographic movie queen.

  Arlen Specter

  Queens, Party, October

  "Specter makes X-rated Romney joke" by Tim Mak, www.politico.com. March 28, 2012.

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• After 25 years in business, Mitt Romney understands how jobs come and go, and what we need to do to get our economy back on track.

  Thomas G. Stemberg

  Jobs, Years, Track

  "US politics live blog: Obama meets Iraqi PM; GOP rivals trade blows" by Richards Adams, www.theguardian.com. December 12, 2011.

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• We learned this week that Mitt Romney is building a car elevator in his house. An elevator for your cars. I get the feeling this guy wants to be president so he has a place to live while he's remodeling his beach house. ... I'm not worried that this guy is out of touch. I'm worried he's Batman. I could see Mitt as Batman. He hears about a robbery, he changes into the magic underwear, he rushes to the crime scene, and he helps the crooks manage their new money.

  Bill Maher

  Beach, Car, House

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• Newt Gingrich was campaigning at a zoo this week and he was bitten by a penguin. Newt Gingrich is always campaigning at zoos. Mitt Romney once did a photo op at a zoo. That was a big mistake, because he stood next to the chameleon, and HE changed colors.

  Bill Maher

  Zoos, Mistake, Color

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• Mitt Romney, who is on record saying that he would not waste money going after bin Laden, and on record saying he would not violate Pakistan's border to get bin Laden, this week said, 'Of course I would have gotten bin Laden.' Even his Etch-A-Sketch went, seriously?

  Bill Maher

  Borders, Etch A Sketch, Pakistan

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• Both the Obama and Romney campaigns said they pulled all their political ads today in observance of the September 11th anniversary. But politics wasn't very far offstage. The Obama campaign sees foreign policy as an advantage this year.

  Mara Liasson

  Anniversary, Years, Political

  "Obama, Romney Pull Campaign Ads On Sept. 11". "All Things Considered" with Audie Cornish and Melissa Block, www.npr.org. September 11, 2012.

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• Thrilled that Gov. Romney enjoys my old character. I enjoyed the character he used 2 b 2. If he'd embrace that again, he'd b a great candidate.

  Jason Alexander

  Character, Embrace, Used

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• One of my opponents [Romney] recently said that it would take an act of God for me to win this primary. I agree with him.

  Rick Santorum

  Winning, Opponents, Said

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• I dont know of one group of people thats more disliked than politicians -- it may be the folks who gave us the Wall Street bailout. And thats where Mitt Romney comes from.

  Rick Santorum

  Wall, People, Groups

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• Recalling that a good chunk of the 47 percent who don't pay income taxes are Romney supporters - especially of course seniors (who might well 'believe they are entitled to heath care,' a position Romney agrees with), as well as many lower-income Americans (including men and women serving in the military) who think conservative policies are better for the country even if they're not getting a tax cut under the Romney plan. So Romney seems to have contempt not just for the Democrats who oppose him, but for tens of millions who intend to vote for him.

  William Kristol

  Senior, Country, Military

  "A Note on Romney’s Arrogant and Stupid Remarks". www.weeklystandard.com. September 18, 2012.

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• I highly approve of Romney's decision to be kind and gentle to the retard.

  Ann Coulter

  Decision, Be Kind, Gentle

  twitter.com. October 22, 2012.

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• Mitt Romney we think is going run again. He says he has no plans to run, but he said if he did run, this time things would turn out differently. Yes they would. This time he would get his ass kicked by a woman.

  Bill Maher

  Running, Thinking, Ass

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• There were a lot of Romneys. There's the Romney who was going to be better on gay rights than Ted Kennedy; now there's a Romney who checks with Rick Santorum on that issue.

  Barney Frank

  Gay, Rights, Issues

  "Frank rants against 'Myth Romney'" by Kevin Crilli, www.politico.com. September 6, 2012.

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• A new biography came out that says that in high school Obama was a huge pothead … Mitt Romney had to respond to this and said, ‘It is appalling that Obama spent his teenage years goofing around and smoking pot when he should have been pinning down gay kids and cutting their hair.

  Bill Maher

  Teenage, School, Kids

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• Mitt Romney comes from a Mormon background. I don't know how many wives he has. I'm not saying that I believe in that, I'm just saying he was born on a Mormon compound. I'm not a 'Wifer' but for some reason he's never shown his original marriage certificate.

  Bill Maher

  Believe, Wife, Just Saying

  "Bill Maher Mocks Birthers With Mitt Romney ‘Wifer’ Controversy". www.huffingtonpost.com. May 26, 2012.

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• Why did Mitt Romney strap his dog to the roof of his car? Could it be because his station wagon was full of wives?

  Bill Maher

  Dog, Wife, Car

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• He [Mitt Romney] didn't pay taxes for 10 years! Now, do I know that that's true? Well, I'm not certain, but obviously he can't release those tax returns. How would it look?

  Harry Reid

  Years, Looks, Pay

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• Simply, with a Republican Congress sitting shotgun, Mitt Romney will put the middle class on the roof and take us for a long, painful ride.

  Patty Murray

  Badass, Class, Long

  "Patty Murray Speech Text: Read The DNC Remarks", www.huffingtonpost.com. September 5, 2012.

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• Mitt Romney has undergone an extreme makeover, and it ain’t pretty.

  Julian Castro

  Makeovers, Extremes

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• Both Mitt and I have summer places up in New Hampshire on Lake Winnipesaukee. And a few summers ago I was taking my grandchildren and children to town in the boat for ice cream ... And I realized there was nobody in the boat to help me dock the boat, handle the ropes, do anything ... And I looked up and there was Mitt Romney. So he pulled me in, he tied up the boat for me. He rescued me just as he's going to rescue this great country.

  J. W. "Bill" Marriott, Jr.

  Summer, Country, Children

  "Bill Marriott: Mitt Romney Will Rescue America’s Yacht ... From Indeterminate Peril, Apparently" by Jason Linkins, www.huffingtonpost.com. September 28, 2012.

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• I'm Mitt Romney-and yes Wolf, that's also my first name.

  Mitt Romney

  Stupid, Names, People

  "Whatzisname Romney, still waiting for the GOP love". Republican Presidential debate in Washington, D.C., www.washingtonpost.com. November 22, 2011.

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• A storybook marriage? No, not at all. What Mitt Romney and I have is a real marriage.

  Ann Romney

  Real

  Ann Romney (2015). “In This Together: My Story”, p.161, Macmillan

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• Let's not let a few dumb things Mitt Romney said in private overshadow the many idiotic things he's said in public.

  Andy Borowitz

  Dumb, Said, Idiotic

  FaceBook post by Andy Borowitz from Sep 18, 2012

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