Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax.
I had a meal in Pizza Hut and the waitress told me I didn't need to pay. So I decided to be a bit cheeky and ask for more pizza and garlic bread.
A fan sent me a letter and a $10 bill. It's a short letter - all she said was, 'Hey, since it's harder for you to go out these days without getting photographed, here $10 for a pizza.' I was like, 'Aww, she sent me money for a pizza so I could eat at home!'
At thirteen I began modeling, doing my first television commercial in ninth grade for Pizza Hut.
I am too intelligent, too demanding, and too resourceful for anyone to be able to take charge of me entirely. No one knows me or loves me completely. I have only myself
We have got to make disciples. Fun nights and pizza nights are not going to sustain us.
There are lots of things I really like besides girls. Like pizza. And pranking. And CHUCK NORRIS.
The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, then turns into a pizza!
Be cool to the pizza dude.
I always treat myself to one meal on Sundays when I can have whatever I want. Usually it's pizza, which is my favorite indulgence.
If my goal is to become a movie star, me working at a pizza shop won't help me. I have to make the stars align.
If I had a kid, I'd give him a name that would make everyone would want to say his name. I'd call him, Pizza-Pussy-Santa. I would! Cause everybody likes one of those things.
Forgiveness is divine, but never pay pull price for late pizza.
I've been making pizza dough lately. And I'm pretty sure the calzone was invented when a pizza got stuck on the peel.
If Pizza sizes were given in area not diameter, you'd see instantly that a 7 inch is less than half the size of a 10 inch pie
He took a deep breath and closed his eyes. "Okay, would you like pizza?" "I don't think you deserve my company but I feel sorry for you so I'll say yes." "God help me," he said, half under his breath.
I'm a pretty big pizza enthusiast so I could talk about pizza all day if you want
I love pizza; you cant really go wrong with pizza.
Cut that pizza into six slices instead of eight, I ain't that hungry.
Programming languages, like pizzas, come in only too sizes; too big and too small.
Now majority rule is a precious, sacred thing worth dying for. But like other precious, sacred things .... it's not only worth dying for; it can make you wish you were dead. Imagine if all life were determined by majority rule. Every meal would be a pizza.
There's only four things we do better than anyone else: music movies microcode (software) high-speed pizza delivery
The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M.
I like pizza and I like cheeseburgers a lot and I like Chicago food a lot.
I eat junk food, cheesecake, cheese, pizza - but just lower amounts of it.
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