JWoww Quotes

• Men may be from Mars and women from Venus, but I'm from the Jersey Shore.

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  Men, Mars, May

  "The Rules According to JWOWW". Book by Jenni "JWOWW" Farley, www.today.com. February 04, 2011.

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• I am like a praying mantis, after I have sex with a guy I will rip their heads off.

  JWoww

  Sex, Rip, Praying Mantis

  "Season's Over, Folks, But Jersey Shore One-Liners Will Live Forever!" by Lisa Chudnofsky, www.mtv.com. January 22, 2010.

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• I dont follow trends. I set my own and I go for the extreme.

  JWoww

  Trends, Extremes, My Own

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• Tall, completely jacked, steroids, like multiple growth hormones. That's, like, the type that I'm attracted to.

  JWoww

  Growth Hormones, Type, Steroid

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• I have a bad habit of playing little emotional games with men. When they date me it's cool in the beginning, we do our thing in the first month, and then I send them on a rollercoaster ride to hell.

  JWoww

  Men, Emotional, Games

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• I’ve been a nun. A Catholic nun.

  JWoww

  Catholic, Nun

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• My theory on Jenks: The guys look really good from afar, but once they come up to our table they are jacked hideous. It reminds me of the aquarium next door to Jenks, where it's just good to look. The moment you tap on the glass and make them come to you, it just freaks you out.

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  Glasses, Doors, Aquariums

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• I eat junk food, cheesecake, cheese, pizza - but just lower amounts of it.

  JWoww

  Cheese, Junk, Amount

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• I'm really developing feelings for the kid.

  JWoww

  Kids, Feelings, Developing

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• We just need the laws to change - it's 2012," JWoww said to MTV News. "I want to see my best friend get married, and I want to see everyone in every state be able to get married. It's their choice. It's not affecting our lives. So let them be equal. We want them to be able to experience life, and if they want to be miserable and married, let them be miserable and married like us.

  JWoww

  Gay, Law, Mtv

  "Snooki, Jwoww 'proud' of President Obama for supporting gay marriage" by Christina Garibaldi, www.mtv.com. May 11, 2012.

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• Im an only child. Mostly raised by my father outside of Saratoga, doing martial arts and snowmobiling. I wore sweaters, jeans and sneakers. I was more interested in four-wheeling in the Catskills than doing my hair and makeup at 7 A.M. before school.

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  Art, Children, Father

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• I graduated from college with a 3.92 GPA with a degree in computer programming and a BFA in fine arts and animation. My first job was painting a mural in the Grimaldis in Queens.

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  Art, Jobs, Queens

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• I started taekwondo at 5 or 6 years old and did a bunch of kick-boxing later, too. Eventually I became a black belt and coached as well. I did some basketball and softball growing up, but most of my activity was martial arts.

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  Basketball, Softball, Art

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