I love pizza so much, I would marry pizza, but it would just be an elaborate ploy to eat her whole family at the reception.
Sex and pizza, they say, are similar. When it's good, it's good. When it's bad, you get it on your shirt.
Falling in love is a completely transcendent experience. It's like eating pizza-flavored ice cream
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