Nappies Quotes

• If I had a choice about going to a meeting at a studio or changing a nappy, I'd choose the nappy.

  Tim Burton

  Choices, Meetings, Studios

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• The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.

  Navjot Singh Sidhu

  Umpires, Reason, Should

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• Our noses are broad, our lips are thick, our hair is nappy-we are black and beautiful!

  Stokely Carmichael

  Beautiful, Hair, Black

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• There is nothing like waking up at six in the morning and changing a baby's nappy to bring you face to face with life's reality.

  Tony Blair

  Baby, Morning, Reality

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• If your hair is relaxed, white people are relaxed. If your hair is nappy, they're not happy.

  Paul Mooney

  Hair, White, People

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• I have earned the money and changed the nappies!

  Bernie Ecclestone

  Changed

  "In conversation - Bernie Ecclestone and Nico Rosberg". Interview With Nico Rosberg, www.formula1.com. May 24, 2015.

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• I love every minute of fatherhood, staying up all night, changing nappies, kids crying, I find it really funny and inspiring. It connects you to the world in a new way.

  Elton John

  Dad, Kids, Night

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• I'm still not good at changing nappies, but I do do it.

  Rod Stewart

  Stills

  "New Old Dad Rod Stewart Takes on Vegas, Changes Diapers at Same Time" by Liza Aristizabal, www.foxnews.com. May 13, 2011.

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  It's Christmas time and my rhyme's steady bumpin. Everybody happy, hair still nappy, Gonna steal a gift for my old grandpappy.

  Snoop Dogg

  Rap, Hair, Hip Hop

  Song: Santa Claus Goes Straight to the Ghetto, 1996

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• What price would God demand from the churches for having the audacity to lighten the color of his son's skin, and straighten out his nappy hair?

  Dick Gregory

  Son, Color, Hair

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• Shitty nappy whizzing through the air, you don't see that in the brochures.

  Karl Pilkington

  Air, Brochures

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• My dad always took to his heels when a nappy change was necessary. I am so much looking forward to our child. It is such a wonderfully exciting time right now.

  Bernie Ecclestone

  Dad, Children, Looking Forward

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• I always thought that dads in the old days where rather macho types who wouldn't get close to a baby, let alone change nappies.

  Bernie Ecclestone

  Baby, Dad, Type

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• If you're gifted enough, nappy hair, gap teeth, acne face - I don't care what it is, greatness will shine through anything!

  T. D. Jakes

  Greatness, Hair, Shining

  "T.D. Jakes Talks: Second Chances, Humble Beginnings & Knowing Your Worth". Interview with Zon D'Amour, lasentinel.net. September 21, 2016.

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• It's definitely evolved from where it started - for 'Treat Me Like Fire,' I wanted something extremely wild because I was going to be running through the woods and I wanted it really nappy and crazy.

  Jillian Hervey

  Running, Crazy, Fire

  Source: www.marieclaire.com

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• Cultivate your sense of humour. On life's journey from nappy rash to denture adhesive, humour is a great pain reliever.

  James Simpson

  Pain, Journey, Age

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• I've never been a hands-on dad. I'm not ashamed to admit it, but you can't run a restaurant and be home for tea at 4:30 and bath and change nappies.

  Gordon Ramsay

  Running, Dad, Home

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• Since when did I become the spokesperson for nappy-headed hos?

  Wanda Sykes

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• Some folks of cider make a rout
  And cider's well enough no doubt
  When better liquors fail;
  But wine, that's richer, better still,
  Ev'n wine itself (deny't who will)
  Must yield to nappy ale

  John Gay

  Wine, Beer, Yield

  John Gay (1806). “The Poetical Works”, p.102

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• I am a dark-skinned, nappy-headed, scar-faced dude from the streets of Brooklyn. I can't hide from being who I am. It's all over my face.

  Michael K. Williams

  Dark, Who I Am, Brooklyn

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• Love yourself. Just love yourself. In fact, the love of the self cures every kind of problem you have with yourself. For instance, if someone calls you nappy-headed, it rolls right off your body, if you love nappy hair. Or if someone calls you buck-toothed or too black, that won't be a problem if you love being buck-toothed or black. If you love it, then so what. The development of self-love cures many of the ills that people suffer from.

  Alice Walker

  Love You, Love Is, Hair

  "Alice in Walkerland: The “PBS American Masters”". Interview with Kam Williams, lasentinel.net. February 10, 2014.

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• I wasn't ecstatic about being pregnant - I wasn't somebody who actively wanted kids. Certainly there were no fantasies about nappy-changing.

  Elizabeth McGovern

  Kids, Fantasy, Being Pregnant

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I don't ask my wife to face Michael Holding, so there's no reason why I should be changing nappies.

  Ian Botham

  Wife, Faces, Reason Why

  "The Open, Ian Botham, European Cup goals and Damon Albarn on target". www.theguardian.com. July 16, 2015.

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• Care, mad to see a man sae happy, E'en drouned himsel amang the nappy.

  John Bunyan

  Men, Mad, Care

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• She [my wife] has had a Caesarean, so she can't bend over. It's a good excuse [for not changing nappies], I suppose.

  Kevin Pietersen

  Wife, Excuse, Over It

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