My Wife Quotes - Page 14

• I'm very romantic, I'm extremely romantic. I date my wife.

  Alice Cooper

  Wife, Very Romantic

  Interview with Andrew Denton on "Enough Rope" (TV interview show broadcast on ABC1 in Australia), June 20, 2005.

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• Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!

  Tommy Cooper

  Wife, Funny Marriage, Toilets

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• I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife.

  Tony Curtis

  Funny Love, Wife, Enough

  "Tony Curtis dies aged 85" by Xan Brooks, www.theguardian.com. September 30, 2010.

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• As I grow older I spend more time with my wife, and gradually my interest in the woman's world is growing.

  Park Chan-wook

  Wife, World, Growing

  "Park Chan-wook on Making His Hollywood Debut 'Stoker' (Q&A)". Interview With Clarence Tsui, www.yahoo.com. February 26, 2013.

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• With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Marriage, Sex, Humorous

  Rodney Dangerfield (2009). “It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs”, p.81, Zondervan

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• With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Birthday, Men, Wife

  Rodney Dangerfield (2009). “It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs”, p.34, Zondervan

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• I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Cheating, Humor

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• My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Cute, Boyfriend

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• My wife is my in-home editor and reads everything I write.

  Khaled Hosseini

  Home, Writing, Editors

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• I work very regular hours, roughly 9 to 5:30. I think I have it much easier than a lot of parents. I just sit at home, I have a very flexible timetable, and I'm very fortunate in that I don't have money problems. I have lunch with my wife at home. I don't have to commute, so I have much more time with my family.

  Kazuo Ishiguro

  Home, Thinking, Lunch

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• There was a whole display set up of all the X-Men paraphernalia. My wife couldn't resist telling this 5-year-old boy that I was Wolverine. The little kid looked up at me and he was staring at me.

  Hugh Jackman

  Kids, Boys, Men

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• If you ask my wife, the biggest fault is my inability around the house. She says the only thing handy about me is that I'm close by. And, I have a terrible memory. I'm bad at saying no. I often double-book. There are a lot of things.

  Hugh Jackman

  Memories, Book, Wife

  "Hugh Jackman Interview REAL STEEL". Interview with Christina Radish, collider.com. October 4, 2011.

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• 'Zolten' is a common Hungarian name, it's my wife's maiden name and most importantly, it's the name of Dracula's dog.

  Penn Jillette

  Dog, Names, Wife

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Women have always ruled my life, be it my mother, my wife, my assistant, or my daughter, so I don't really fight with them. I relinquished control years ago.

  Jon Bon Jovi

  Daughter, Mother, Fighting

  "Jersey Devil". Interview With Andrew Goldman, www.elle.com. February 9, 2006.

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• I was born in the U.S., my wife was born in Mexico and emigrated here when she was in college, and my daughters were born in New York City. That makes them passport-carrying, natural-born, eligible-to-run-for-president Americans. But they're also Mexicans and they like that just fine.

  Jeffrey Kluger

  Mother, Running, Daughter

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• My wife and I, we like to ride where there's not much traffic.

  Evel Knievel

  Wife, Traffic

  Interview With Tony Marx, mnmotorcycle.com. June 6, 2001.

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• My wife is my first audience. She's a tough lady, so I can't say that I ever scare her. Except, of course, when she sees me the way I look before breakfast.

  Dean Koontz

  Wife, Scare, Looks

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• I'm still not a great reader, but my wife is and my daughters are, and I envy them. I think I got into a bad habit of trying to do something all the time, instead of trying to sit down and take my time a little bit.

  Mike Krzyzewski

  Sports, Daughter, Mother

  American Academy of Achievement interview, www.achievement.org. May 22, 1997.

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• I was on the board of Andre Agassi's foundation, and seeing the way it operated blew my mind. In 2002, I told my wife, I want to start a foundation to give back, I want it to be for kids in hard circumstances, and I want it to be culinary-driven, because that's who I am.

  Emeril Lagasse

  Kids, Who I Am, Giving

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• Racing is a very selfish, self-centred, self-glorifying thing. My wife's life for 14 years was centered around me. It was all about me. It was all for my ego.

  Greg LeMond

  Selfish, Years, Wife

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• I went to see the 'Spider-Man' movies because my wife is a fan, and so are my kids.

  Denis Leary

  Kids, Men, Wife

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• No matter what anybody says, relationships are based on physical attraction. The first time I saw my wife, it was pure animal whatever.

  Denis Leary

  Animal, Wife, Matter

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• I'm a much nicer person since my wife died. I found out what pain is, so on that level I'm much nicer.

  Hugh Leonard

  Pain, Wife, Levels

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• I came down to the living room one day and my wife was standing in the living room. It wasn't an illusion. I saw her out of the corner of my eye. The moment I saw her, she vanished.

  Hugh Leonard

  Eye, Wife, One Day

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• Duran always disturbs me. The guy is just weird. Before our first fight, both Duran and his wife gave my wife the finger.

  Sugar Ray Leonard

  Sports, Fighting, Wife

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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