My Friends Quotes - Page 22

• This book is dedicated to all of my friends who helped me get to where I am today - you know who you are... and when I find you I am going to kill you.

  Lewis Black

  Funny, Book, Humor

  "Nothing's Sacred". Book by Lewis Black, 2005.

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• I feel lucky because most of my friends aren't married. So I don't feel that, 'oh, step on it, you're thirty.'

  Lizzy Caplan

  Lucky, Steps, Married

  "Chatting With Lizzy Caplan About Turning 30, Janis Ian and Her New Film Save the Date". Interview with Megan Angelo, www.glamour.com. December 14, 2012.

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• I love people and want to be good to people. If I'm in restaurant and somebody doesn't treat a waitress right, I literally will leave. I will unfriend you. You are not my friend anymore.

  Kristen Stewart

  People, Want, Waitress

  Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com

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• Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, 'How's it going with that girl?' 'One day at a time, man.'

  Adam Ferrara

  Funny, Girl, Humor

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• Men tend to lie when it comes to sexual conquests. You should hear some of the ego-driven lies my friends have told me: 'Swear to God, man - the hooker gave the money back.'

  Adam Ferrara

  Funny, Lying, Humor

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• I don't drink a lot. My family calls me an old soul. And my friends call me a pussy.

  Mike Birbiglia

  Funny, Humor, Soul

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• I'm the munter of my friends. I've got wonky teeth and a lazy eye. My friend Rob is disgusted I'm a heart-throb.

  Russell Howard

  Funny, Humor, Eye

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• It was really hard coming to terms with the Nazi history. Then in my twenties I was traveling to Germany. There was a lot of poetry activity and some of my first readings abroad and trying to relate with people my own age there and what they were discovering and learning had to examine in terms of their backgrounds. Then so many of my friends had family who had either perished in the holocaust or survived in the holocaust. It was very palpable.

  Anne Waldman

  Reading, People, Holocaust

  Source: logosjournal.com

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• I'm active on Facebook and Twitter professionally, then personally I have my own Facebook account, but nobody knows my name or anything. I don't use it to connect with my friends, but I love to play on it.

  Glenda Bailey

  Play, Names, Use

  Source: www.harpersbazaar.com

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• I always expected to be working construction with my family, so every day I get to travel the world and have fun with my friends is a bonus. I really enjoy pushing myself and so does my wife.

  Travis Pastrana

  Fun, Wife, Pushing

  Source: dirtaction.com.au

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• Me and my friends get together all the time for girls night, or watch rock of love on the couch. I end up going out to a lot of shows, and surfing with my folks is always high on the priority list.

  Tristan Prettyman

  Girl, Night, Rocks

  Source: www.roomthirteen.com

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• I toured for about 2 1/2 years on twentythree and then I took about a year off. I really just spent some good quality time by myself at my house, cooking, watching movies, hanging with my friends, and family. I just really needed a chance to get away from the music for a minute and decompress.

  Tristan Prettyman

  Years, House, Cooking

  Source: www.roomthirteen.com

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• I can spend the hour before the race cracking up with all my friends and joking around, but as soon as I get around that race car, I completely change. The focus changes. The competitive juices get flowing.

  Denny Hamlin

  Race, Car, Focus

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• There was never a point in which I was worried about being jealous about what my friends had seen or done. Instead, I felt blessed that I was able to feel what others were all about. I was enlightened by their truth and way about things.

  Matthew Carter

  Blessed, Jealous, Done

  Matthew Carter (2009). “Liquid Soul”, p.7, Matthew Carter

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• The goal is to have fun with my friends.And that means sometimes talking about things that you care about.

  Stephen Colbert

  Fun, Mean, Talking

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• I was talking to my friend and he said his girlfriend was mad at him. I said, "What happened?" He goes: "Well, I guess I, uh... I guess I said something, and, uh... and then she got her feelings hurt." That's a weird way to phrase it: "She got her feelings hurt. I said something, and then she..." Could you more remove yourself from responsibility? "She got her feelings hurt." It's like saying, "Yeah, I shot this guy in the face, and then I guess he got himself murdered. I don't know what happened. He leaned into it."

  Louis C. K.

  Funny, Girlfriend, Hurt

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• If I don't get at least 1 email in any given hour, I begin to think my friends are conspiring against me.

  Tommy James

  Funny, Thinking, Email

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• My friend has hand soap that smells like coconut. It's nice. Unless your hands are dirty from coconuts.

  Demetri Martin

  Funny, Nice, Dirty

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• Most of my favorite people in my life are gay. It's something I'm super passionate about, because whenever I would see my friends get bullied, or my brother get hurt for his sexuality, I would become a raging lunatic.

  Ariana Grande

  Hurt, Brother, Gay

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• Millions of small changes can be done, and through that, there can be a bigger impact because anybody can talk to another person. Anybody can educate somebody if they feel like their neighbor is stupid. It's more like "Educate thy neighbor, my friend." I think that enthusiasm, and not giving into lazy-minded cynicism, is where the potential and hope is.

  Eugene Hutz

  Stupid, Thinking, Impact

  Source: www.gogolbordello.com

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• When I was a child, I had a ViewMaster, those red box glasses with little discs, so that you can see 3D images. They were my first steps in cinema. I was eight years old, I would cut and change the order of the images and that's how I created films that subsequently I recorded and projected and showed my friends. So I already took my first steps in 3D when I was eight years old.

  Jean-Pierre Jeunet

  Children, Cutting, Glasses

  Source: www.filmuforia.co.uk

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• I'm a sports fan sometimes when I'm drunk. All my friends gamble on sports so whenever we watch a game, everyone's pissed off at the end! Sometimes the commentators speak so quickly, I think you've got to be on drugs to listen to them.

  Pablo Francisco

  Sports, Thinking, Games

  Source: rocksucker.co.uk

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• I want to build a treehouse village connected by bridges in the woods by my house so my friends have a place to stay.

  Jason Reeves

  Bridges, House, Village

  Source: itcouldbemainstream.blogspot.com

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• The audience I have in mind is always me and my friends. And my two sisters. We're the feminists in my life - and we are also mothers and daughters and hot and neurotic and existing on wine and coffee and disappointed and brave.

  Jennifer Baumgardner

  Mother, Daughter, Coffee

  Source: therumpus.net

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• I really care about my friends and I think I'm kind of the person who would be rounding up all the friends. I'm always getting everyone together.

  Emma Roberts

  Thinking, Together, Would Be

  Source: www.indielondon.co.uk

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