Marijuana Quotes - Page 8

• Relax and take notes while I take tokes of the marijuana smoke

  The Notorious B.I.G.

  Weed, Smoking, Relax

  Song: Dead Wrong, Album: Born Again

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• Ben & Jerry's ice cream will try to make some marijuana ice cream, resulting in thousands of people simultaneously getting and curing ice cream headaches.

  Peter Sagal

  Ice Cream, People, Trying

  Source: www.npr.org

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• I love marijuana - Mary Jane - and you can print that! I smoke it every day and it's the greatest thing since ice cream and I'm not afraid to say it.

  Rick James

  Ice Cream, Mary Jane, Print

  FaceBook post by Rick James from Nov 18, 2013

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• If you grew up in the 60's or 70's, and didn't do drugs I don't trust you.

  Danny Danko

  Drug, Grew Up, I Don't Trust You

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• We have receptors in our brain as you well know and when you ingest marijuana, I believe that it essentially gives you a reboot.

  Tommy Chong

  Believe, Giving, Brain

  Source: vegascannabismag.com

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• I don't know what my assistant would do besides get me pot.

  Zach Galifianakis

  Weed, Smoking, Assistants

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• Our tour is winding down and I was just thinking about what I want to do. I like growing so I think I might start growing again. As a medical marijuana patient, under California law I am licensed to grow 12 plants.

  Tommy Chong

  Thinking, Law, California

  Source: vegascannabismag.com

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• As far as I'm concerned, the reformation of marijuana laws is something that I take seriously. I think it's something that can stimulate the economy.

  Asher Roth

  Thinking, Law, Economy

  Source: www.complex.com

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• Do you want to know why marijuana is illegal? Because the drug companies want marijuana to be illegal. You see, if it came down to Prozak versus Marijuana, Prozak would lose.

  Bill Maher

  Drug, Want, Illegal

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• A new report says that last year Colorado collected $44 million in marijuana taxes. Unfortunately, they can't remember where they put it.

  Conan O'Brien

  Years, Colorado, Lasts

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• Bill Clinton does not inhale marijuana, right? You bet. Like I chew on LSD but I don't swallow it.'

  Hunter S. Thompson

  Doe, Bills, Lsd

  Hunter S. Thompson (2012). “Better Than Sex”, p.61, Pan Macmillan

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• Vaporizers are good for your lungs. Cigarette smoke will kill you. I never heard of anybody dying from marijuana smoke. Vaporizers I think are smarter.

  Willie Nelson

  Thinking, Cigarette Smoke, Dying

  Source: www.celebstoner.com

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• Marijuana is a gateway drug that can lead to awful things, like Phish getting back together.

  Stephen Colbert

  Drug, Getting Back Together, Awful

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• I do smoke in real life. A lot. We're all smoking right now in fact.

  Michael Imperioli

  Real, Smoking, Facts

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• If the principle is, "Let's not get lethal substances out to the public", the first one you'd go after is tobacco. The next one you'd go after is alcohol. Way down the list you'd get to cocaine, and sort of invisibly low you'd get to marijuana.

  Noam Chomsky

  Alcohol, Principles, Substance

  Dialogue with trade unionists, February 2, 1999.

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• I was in college, it was my first year of college when I got the show, so I've been kinda' partying a lot and drinking a lot and I've never been stoned and when I got the show I got really serious... So I kinda stop drinking, cold turkey so I had never been stoned until... It's something that happened with Mila and Ashton.

  Topher Grace

  Weed, Party, Drinking

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• The White House softball team played the pro-marijuana lobbyists' team and lost 25-3. Still no word yet on which side President Obama played for.

  Jay Leno

  Softball, Team, White

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• The White House announced that it has rejected several petitions to legalize marijuana. They say it has nothing to do with politics. It's just that they can't accept a petition that was written on a crumpled up Funyuns bag.

  Jimmy Fallon

  White, House, Bags

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• Except in the areas of civil rights and medical marijuana, the legacy of the sixties counterculture has been largely superficial. Still, though the light has dimmed and gone underground, something in me would like to think the sixties phenomenon was a dress rehearsal for a grander, wider leap in consciousness yet to come.

  Tom Robbins

  Thinking, Rights, Light

  "The Syntax of Sorcery". Interview with Tony Vigorito, realitysandwich.com. June 6, 2012.

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• In 1970, there were approximately 330,000 prisoners in the US. Today there are 2.3 million behind bars - more than any country in the history of the world. In 2009 alone there were 1.6 million drug-related arrests in the U.S. 1.3 million of these were for possession of drugs alone. Over half were related to marijuana. The forty-year war on drugs has cost $2.5 trillion.

  Sam Branson

  Country, War, Years

  "Breaking the Taboo" by Sam Branson, www.marandapleasantmedia.com.

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• I was a heavy drinker, but the alcohol affected my heart rather than my liver. So I stopped. I smoke grass now. I say that to everybody, because marijuana should be legalized. It's ridiculous that it isn't. If at the end of the day I feel like smoking a joint I do it. It changes the perception of what I've been through all day.

  Robert Altman

  Heart, Smoking, Alcohol

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• More and more people are finding out the benefits of it - hemp and marijuana. The more they delve into it and research it, the more they realize, Hey wait a minute, we should give this another look.

  Willie Nelson

  Giving, People, Waiting

  Source: www.celebstoner.com

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• If adults want to take such chances (with marijuana) that is their business

  Ronald Reagan

  Business, Adults, Want

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• I can take pot or leave it. I got busted in Japan for it. I was nine days without it and there wasn't a hint of withdrawal, nothing.

  Paul McCartney

  Japan, Withdrawal, Hints

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• And all I knew about drugs was what I read in magazines like Time and Life. I learned that marijuana was a dangerous addictive drug and that I should stay away from it.

  Kary Mullis

  Drug, Magazines, Should

  Kary Mullis (2010). “Dancing Naked in the Mind Field”, p.162, Vintage

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