Lips Quotes - Page 9

• Why do you think people close their eyes when they kiss? Think about it. In the real world, if you saw someone an-inch-and-a-half away, coming at you with their eyes open and their lips puckered, you'd scream. It's alarming.

  Paul Reiser

  Real, Eye, Kissing

  Paul Reiser (2011). “Couplehood”, p.277, Bantam

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• You also notice that the right side of your face feels like it's sliding off of your skull. And your bottom lip is in your lap!

  Bill Cosby

  Skulls, Lap, Faces

  "Bill Cosby: Himself", www.imdb.com. 1983.

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• What [Louis Armstrong] does is real, and true, and honest, and simple, and even noble. Every time this man puts his trumpet to his lips, even if only to practice three notes, he does it with his whole soul.

  Leonard Bernstein

  Real, Simple, Men

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• Two large prominent eyes that rolled about to no purpose (for he was utterly short-sighted) a wide mouth, thick lips and inflated visage, gave him the air of a blind trumpeter. A deep untuneable voice which, instead of modulating, he enforced with unnecsessary pomp, a total neglect of his person, and ignorance of every civil attention, disgusted all who judge by appearance.

  Horace Walpole

  Eye, Ignorance, Two

  Horace Walpole (1963). “Horace Walpole: Memoirs and Portraits”

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• If you have a lip ring try hanging some tiny keys from it. This will make you look even more interesting.

  Demetri Martin

  Keys, Interesting, Trying

  Twitter post from Sep 23, 2013

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• Ol' Shoot from the Lip," we call him.

  Larry Speakes

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• Hi, I'm a buck tooth and I like to be outside past the lips.

  Dane Cook

  Past, Teeth, Bucks

  Song: Turn on's slash turn off's

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• If your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be a redneck.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Mother, Kissing, Redneck

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• I'm the only actress in Hollywood who didn't pay to have these lips.

  Sandra Bernhard

  Hollywood, Pay, Actresses

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I didn't belong when I was in high school. Now people are trying to buy lips.

  Sandra Bernhard

  School, People, Trying

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• I am sure I would love to do it now, but back then, I was, like, 11 and it was 'ugh.' There's nothing sexual or sexy when you're that age. So I was kissing Brad Pitt. So what? He had chapped lips. He was lovely and kind and sweet to me, but it was just yuk.

  Kirsten Dunst

  Sexy, Sweet, Kissing

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• I didn't really because I know myself well enough to know that if I actually sit down and think about sort of I can spook myself out like anyone, you know? It's sort of like you've got to sort of jump out of the airplane when you're skydiving. If you spend 20 minutes sitting on the lip you probably won't do it.

  Justin Theroux

  Airplane, Thinking, Sitting

  Source: collider.com

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• I was once kissed on the lips by a giraffe, and I don't think I've ever got over it.

  Joanna Lumley

  Thinking, Giraffe, Over It

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• Being a teenager is the worst thirty years of your life. Peer pressure, acne, final exams, seven little tiny hairs on your upper lip. Luckily, the girls never noticed your infantile moustache, 'cos they were hyptonised by the fire engine sized zit on your forehead.

  Christopher Titus

  Girl, Teenager, Years

  "Titus / Errrr". www.imdb.com. 2002.

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• Your first leader is your dad. 'course he controls your food and shelter, so, he's not really a leader, he's more of a fascist dictator. But dictators have dreams too. Your dad doesn't. He gave them up when he had you. So remember that next time you say, I don't want to cut the lawn. Just shut up and mow the grass and save the lip for your teachers.

  Christopher Titus

  Dream, Teacher, Dad

  "Titus / The Pit". www.imdb.com. 2001.

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• Agents of disruption, subversion, sabotage and disinformation tunnelers and smugglers, listeners and forgers, trainers and recruiters and talent spotters and couriers and watchers and seducers, assassins and balloonists, lip readers and disguise artists.

  John le Carre

  Artist, Assassins, Smugglers

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• My friends are trying to get me to go out on blind dates. Big 'NO' to that because all my friends are a bunch of lying geeks. They're always like, 'Brian, you're really gonna dig this girl. She's got Traci Lords' eyes, Michelle Pfeiffer's nose, Kim Basinger's lips.' Yeah, they always forget to tell me she's also got Charlie Brown's head.

  Brian Posehn

  Girl, Lying, Eye

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• I never had a career before I had the lips, so my lips have had their own career!

  Lisa Rinna

  Careers

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• [My mother] died a few months ago, and when she was dead I kissed her lips. For me it was a beautiful moment. From then on I started living with her, asking her from time to time if she was alright, if she was pleased with me. But these things are far greater than photography, and I probably shouldn't be speaking about them.

  Mario Giacomelli

  Beautiful, Photography, Mother

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• We sometimes think that being grateful is what we do after our problems are solved, but how terribly shortsighted that is. How much of life do we miss by waiting to see the rainbow before thanking God that there is rain? Being grateful in times of distress does not mean that we are pleased with our circumstances. It does mean that through the eyes of faith we look beyond our present-day challenges. This is not a gratitude of the lips but of the soul. It is a gratitude that heals the heart and expands the mind.

  Dieter F. Uchtdorf

  Gratitude, Grateful, Rain

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• The ethics of sex is a thorny problem. Each of us is forced to grope for a solution he can live with - in the face of preposterous, unworkable, and evil code of so-called 'Morals.' Most of us know the code is wrong, almost everybody breaks it. But we pay Danegeld by feeling guilty and giving lip service. Willy-nilly, the code rides us, dead and stinking, an albatross around the neck.

  Robert A. Heinlein

  Sex, Evil, Giving

  Robert A. Heinlein (1987). “Stranger in a Strange Land”, p.341, Penguin

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• Is that not ridiculous that people thought that Justin Bieber and I were on a vacation together, on a romantic vacation, in the Bahamas, and I just happened to wear a gown as my swimsuit and red lips and he's dressed in a suit in the ocean? Seriously who would walk to the beach like that?

  Kim Kardashian

  Beach, Ocean, Vacation

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• What the world's million lips are searching for, must be substantial somewhere.

  William Butler Yeats

  World, Millions

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• My lips, I've used collagen. I line my lips with collagen.

  Dolly Parton

  Lines, Used, Collagen

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• Bill Clinton gives the appearance of taking stands-for some sort of tax cut, some sort of welfare reform, some sort of balanced budget-but these are ploys, mirages: they exist only to undermine positions taken by the Republicans. He doesn't fight for anything substantive-except of course, re-election. ...He has fallen into the dangerous habit of lip synching the presidency: he gives the appearance of leadership, but not the substance.

  Joe Klein

  Taken, Fighting, Cutting

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