Karaoke Quotes

• Karaoke bars combine two of the nation's greatest evils: people who shouldn't drink with people who shouldn't sing.

  Tom Dreesen

  Two, People, Evil

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• Sometimes I do need to go to karaoke, sometimes I need to relax.

  Jackie Chan

  Relax, Needs, Sometimes

  Twitter post from Mar 03, 2014

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• You're always remembering songs you wanna sing except when you're actually at karaoke.

  Sebastian Stan

  Song, Remember, Always Remembering

  "11 Things You Didn't Know About Sebastian Stan". Interview with Alanna Bennett and Kaye Toal, www.buzzfeed.com. August 4, 2015.

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• Whenever I have friends over, we end up eating and talking and losing track of time, and, once in a while, singing karaoke. It reminds me of the family meals we had in Russia, which always lasted a very long time. That's a tradition I miss.

  Maria Sharapova

  Russia, Talking, Long

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• I think I first realized I wanted to be in country music and be an artist when I was 10. And I started dragging my parents to festivals, and fairs, and karaoke contests, and I did that for about a year before I came to Nashville for the first time. I was 11 and I had this demo CD of me singing Dixie Chicks and Leanne Rimes songs.

  Taylor Swift

  Country, Song, Artist

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• Karaoke is the great equalizer.

  Aisha Tyler

  Inspirational, Equalizer

  Aisha Tyler (2005). “Swerve: Reckless Observations of a Postmodern Girl”, Plume Books

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• I only did karaoke once in my life. It was with Courtney Love and it was a total disaster. She pulled me on stage in front of 500 people at a wedding. I'd never done karaoke before.

  Jared Leto

  Wedding, People, Done

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• Everyone loves a good singsong, so we all do a bit of karaoke or something.

  Sharleen Spiteri

  One Love, Bits

  Source: www.mirror.co.uk

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• I can rock out anything. I mean, I can rock out a little 'Time After Time'. I can do a little 'Grease Lightning'. It depends on the mood, but we do go karaoke, my friends and I in Los Angeles, and it's a lot of fun.

  Kristen Bell

  Fun, Mean, Rocks

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• We all love to sing along with our favorite songs. We sing in the car, in the shower, and at the karaoke bar. The problem is that half the time we don't know what we're singing. We're making up lyrics as we go along and hoping no one will notice.

  Shawn Amos

  Song, Car, Singing

  “'Excuse Me While I Kiss This Guy' & Other Misheard Lyrics" by Shawn Amos, www.huffingtonpost.com. February 16, 2009.

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• True love is singing karaoke 'under pressure' and letting the other person sing the Freddie Mercury part.

  Mindy Kaling

  Love, Relationship, Laughing

  Twitter post from Nov 14, 2013

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• I'm a huge karaoke person even though I have the worst singing voice. When you love doing something, who cares?

  Hoda Kotb

  Voice, Singing, Who Cares

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• Music is being treated as one big karaoke machine.

  Robin Gibb

  Machines, Bigs, Music Is

  Interview With Rosanna Greenstreet, www.theguardian.com. July 30, 2010.

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• I'm a panicked karaoke participant because I am always searching for a song in the moment. I don't have my go to song. I will be driving along and I will be like, "That should be my karaoke song!" and then I forget what song it is.

  Will Ferrell

  Song, Driving, Forget

  "Exclusive: Will Ferrell Talks EVERYTHING MUST GO, CASA DE MI PADRE, THE OFFICE, STEP BROTHERS 2 and Pabst Blue Ribbon". Interview with Steve 'Frosty' Weintraub, collider.com. May 12, 2011.

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• The Japanese Prime Minister has apologized for Japan's part in World War II. However, he still hasn't mentioned anything about karaoke.

  David Letterman

  War, Japan, World

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• I have been called the human jukebox, yes. But karaoke is not meant for people who can sing!

  Carrie Underwood

  People, Jukebox, Humans

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• I was about 11 when my mother brought me this karaoke machine and I was really into it back then, but about 4 or 5 years ago is when I started printing up my own music, going to the studio and doing my own thing.

  Obie Trice

  Mother, Years, Machines

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• maybe memories are like karaoke-where you realize up on the stage, with all those lyrics scrawling across the screen's bottom, and with everybody clapping at you, that you didn't know even half the lyrics to your all-time favourite song. Only afterwards, when someone else is up on stage humiliating themselves amid the clapping and laughing, do you realize that what you liiked most about your favourite song was precisely your ignorance of its full meaning- and you read more into it than maybe existed in the first place. I think it's better to not know the lyrics to your life.

  Douglas Coupland

  Song, Memories, Ignorance

  Douglas Coupland (2011). “The Gum Thief: A Novel”, p.85, Bloomsbury Publishing USA

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• I'm a big karaoke fan and I also love Justin Bieber unashamedly.

  Evan Rachel Wood

  Fans, Bigs, Justin

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• Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.

  Chris Rock

  Funny, Ideas, People

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• I'm scared of karaoke. I think if I did have a go to karaoke song, it would be 'Whatta Man' by Salt-n-Pepa.

  Yvonne Strahovski

  Song, Men, Thinking

  "Exclusive: Yvonne Strahovski Talks KILLER ELITE, the Final Season of CHUCK & Working With Streisand and Rogen in MY MOTHER’S CURSE". Interview with Steve 'Frosty' Weintraub, collider.com. September 19, 2011.

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• I once heard someone doing a karaoke version of my song. That was pretty funny.

  Rachael Yamagata

  Song, Heard, Versions

  Source: www.washingtontimes.com

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• I was arrested for lip-syncing karaoke.

  Steven Wright

  Lips, Arrested

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• I'm a horrible karaoke singer.

  David Copperfield

  Singers, Horrible

  Source: www.bicyclecards.com

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• Everyone's a singer now, thanks to karaoke, for better and for much worse. But the live band is now becoming ancient history in Thailand, Cambodia, and Burma.

  Alan Bishop

  Band, Thailand, Singers

  "An Interview with Alan Bishop". believermag.com. July 1, 2008.

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